Found a small news item, apparently some fool in Paquiaos camp thought it would be a good idea to have him do a concert in Hawaii. Its tickets failed so bad, they cancelled it. His spokesmans claimed surprise. I say his spokesman is a fucking idiot.
By any modern standard for 10 years, Pacquiao has little screen-entertainment talent value or class. Its like watching Mike Tyson trying to teach Physics, not accurate and just lame.
Why? Seriously, why do people like sunsets? Most people have encountered night time and unless they’re some hostage rape-toy in a basement, these so called ‘night times’ are experienced half a persons life. This is normally preceeded by a fucking sunset.
Remember that annoyingly repeated statistic about most dry-weather traffic accidents happen in early evening on west-bound roads? Yea, sunsets be causin’ them bitches.
Sun positions above a pryamid or between unique buildings might be a novelty, I’ll give you that, so buy a postcard for the cubicle.
People taking pics of ocean sunsets just makes me crave Downs Syndrome so I’d be too retarded to notice. Ever seen an ocean sunset? Really, you have? Then you’ve seen every one in the world.
An ocean sunset looks like the beginning of a nuclear detonation… in reverse slow motion. Thats all the interest my brain can possibly yank from such a bland occurance.
After staying up all night dealing with a three year investment wasted, we agreed to just take the principal back and drink ourselves stupid. As he’s in Louisiana and I’m on Boracay, my drunk ass went swimming before the sun came up. I suspect he fell in a swamp, again.
Grabbing a mask and snorkle it’s easy to see the algae gardens quickly growing and creeping towards shore. It’s that odd algae that you cant really grab well during growth but dies to become solid mats on the bottom. Out near the boat parking, there were a few huge algae gardens of varied species to within a half meter of the surface…. Scared the shit outta me, wrapping my legs suddenly in that mess.
Several fish colonies have already moved in closer to the shore and after seeing the minnow hatchlings everywhere, you can bet the sea snakes aren’t far behind. Banded Sea Kraits (snakes) are one of the most posionous animals on earth and look it too with the black and white warning bands looking out of place in the water – but honestly, they’re really passive and might even swim along with you. …. But dont sue me when your dumb ass gets bit trying to play with em’.
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