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Ants, Ants……I dislike ants.
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This must be how a junkie feels going through withdrawls…the sensation of bugs crawling all over their skin.
Except these are real bugs. We have these tiny things that look like sugar ants, but I don’t think they are. They are almost translucent with a hint of brown. And really tiny. As in small. So small that I once ate half a pizza that had them on it and didnt notice until I was swatting them off my face. Cant feel them until they start moving your fine hairs around. They come out of nowhere and they swarm really fast to food. But they never sting and I’m not sure they even have stingers–possibly not ants at all.
But DAMNIT>>>GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!!!!
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Yea, it was back in December. I had been drinking and got some take-out pizza from da Marios down the hill. Turned the lights out and was leaning sideways on the bed watching a movie on the laptop. Reach behind me, grab slice, draw back, munch. Half the pizza that way. At first I thought it was crumbs and was getting pissed about making a mess but in the light of the scren, I saw several on the back of my hand. Turned the light on and they were all over the pizza on my bed. It had only been there for 30 minutes but they had come thru a tiny crack in the ceiling, down the wall, over to my bed, up the leg and across to the middle onto a tray.
May 22, 2008 at 1:46 PM -
that’s sick man…. I’d puke.
May 25, 2008 at 8:27 AM