I was trying to change the site so none of the posts were on the main page, just the titles only in a small column. just to tidy up the page without changing the theme. I almost had the idea down but got drunk and forgot what i was doing. I also forgot to pay my rent a week ago and the landlord came by looking for it. went to sleep and still didn’t get around to it. Just woke up at 22:30 and feel kinda ill. I can tell my sleep apnea must’ve been bad.
And the landlord, she told me the girl upstairs told her to check on me because she heard me snoring in the afternoon, and some disjointed comment referring to how that’s not normal. How f**king typical is that of this place – getting into other peoples business AND somehow assuming there lifestyle of never sleeping in the day should be the norm for everyf**gbody else. The girl upstairs is married to this American guy and I’m fairly good friends with both of them for a few years now… doesn’t sound like something she would have said. They own the huge unit upstairs while renting/managing a unit on my floor for one of their friends (so she walks by my window when prepping the room.)
That’s one single thing I hated about living in the big house on the hill. Everyone always talked about what the white people were doing in that house. Which girls were going in there. What they had in their plastic grocery bags. How much they drank. What was in their trash. Even telling each other what someone saw me eating 6 kilometers away at a restaurant. Are they diving today. Did they leave the island. Are they sick.
I thought it was odd the way my landlord used to tell me about how the security guard would tell her who/when/how many/how late about the guests of Paulina. Apparently people are talking about me as well. But the way stuff around here gets twisted, she might have just been making a joke about how loud I snore, there’s no telling if she actually said anything at all, or if it was possibly concern at not seeing me for a while.
I’m gonna fill a small plastic sack with used condoms and leave it in the trash by itself one day. Naw, I actually like the new housekeeping girl.
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cipro kills anthrax… BOOYA!
Any day I can wake up and find something to complain about within the first few hours, thats’ a good day for me.
Mar 1, 2009 at 6:06 AMits been over a year since chad introduce me to u jedi and been friends, and as far as i could remember, u’re still there and the whinning goes on and on lol from the moment i met you!hehehehe…irony, u love it but you hate it… how dyou know its cipro u need and not azithro?@! scary mister…
Mar 1, 2009 at 2:53 AMyea… guess thats one more habit I need to start. A month ago I was going to head down to the clinic here where the girls get the pink-cards—- turns out its the same place every worker goes that has a sanitary/food liscense. T told me it was a waste of time because all they did for the “health card” was take the girls temp and BP. He said some of the crickets in there were getting the same thing.
So heres ‘cheers‘ that they sell cipirofloxin OTC here!
Feb 28, 2009 at 2:10 AMI was laughing all the way to the end of your story (guilty on many counts) until the bag full of condoms…
When did you start using those??
Feb 27, 2009 at 6:34 PM
oi! what may kill anthrax may not kill the others! remember, every bacteria got its own immunity… like if you have headache, would u drink muriatic acid? guess not!
Mar 4, 2009 at 11:10 AM