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November
November
Claude Bax be him.
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The Dirty old Man club is an elite organisation for men of a certain age.
The qualifications required is the ability to limp , salivate, dribble and make suggestive remarks to nubile young Flippers.
You are also required to make lurid comments to barmaids , waitresses and any female over the age of 18 at every opportunity
All this is do be done with a modicum of wit and humour which generally excludes Americans from joining.
Anyone wishing to apply for membership should rendezvous at The Purple Pussycat , Station 3 on the fifth Sunday of every month at 7pm.
On acceptance you will be required to lodge a sum of pesos 3,000 which will be used for training ceiling inspectors in Angeles in the art of pleasuring dirty old men.
Your President Jack Mehof , will be conducting these experiments personally.
Look forward to seeing all applicants and existing members at The Purple Pussycat for a leer and a meaningful glance on Sunday evening.
Long live dirty old men !
Claude Bax.
Nov 29, 2009 at 10:02 AM -
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I tried to join The Dirty Old Man’s Club but was blackballed in a secret members balot.
Apparently , I had very little wit and no sense of humour .
I’m surprised as my Missus says that I keep people in The Black House in stitches most of the time .
I may re apply for membership , just need to keep practicing those lewd remarks .
” Old man river , he just keeps rollin” ….
Sure ’nuff and yes , I do!
Have a nice day y’all.
B.O.
Nov 30, 2009 at 9:56 AM