It’s dreams like this that keep my comfortably contiguous to sanity… almost. I’m sure I’ll regret posting this some day when applying for security clearance to NASA’s anal probing moon base…. but here goes:
I’m in the middle east, Jordan or Isreal I think. High up on a hillside in a chateau and its nice; surrounding area is fairly barren. Suddenly the earth shifts down on the peak nearby and everything sinks. It’s the only other peak, everything else is flattish and more of a dark brown loam rather than sandy light color. The ground shifts down and everything slouches down in a massive sink-hole effect. I’m fine, take cell phone pics then go over there to take more close up pics. While there, high on the very top, it shifts again and more slouches down and theres some destruction of small sructures. I have a panic attack trying to get down as its now steep and keep thinking of how to get credit for my pics after emailing them to CNN. Watermark or not?
Now down, I try taking more pics but the damn phone wont flip right, godamn fucking phone, im really enraged at the phone and break its flip screen. Suddenly I’m in a small rave somewhere and everyones in costume and rolling E. Lots of gays everywhere and one couple, (dressed like the ladyboy troupe from Halloween 2007 Summer Place contest), invite me to their place but I decline as their intentions are quite clear. Then the place empties really fast and the lights come up. A dufus looking white guy (only other white guy there) has an ecstasy-swollen eyebrow and talking about his face not being right… no shit, you’ve rolled too long.
While some people deal with him I head fo the stairs to leave and someone says its 9:30am. I look at my phone and it has a list of times that are pretty regular till midnight, then skips to 1 or 2 then to 7 then to 9:30. I wonder if maybe I passed out for a few hours.
I wake up from this dream, hungover in bed. It’s 9:30 am.
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Sucks you can’t do a 5 min animation with a flash cartoon on this.
Oct 10, 2009 at 9:48 PM