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January
Phone Quotes from Wifey
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And for this weeks rounds of stupid text messages that cause aneurysms…
- im freezing her so cold,i need to boiled water to make shower…
Whatever, who cares. Wifey starts talking about food and I mention that I’m eating fajitas. She’s so f*ing stupid, she thinks fajita is an evil religious-cult food.
- I dnt eat food,dat people give in der fiestas…bcoz i dnt believe in make of human hand,and dey call imaged,God
- Even HALAL,in food i dnt eat…i believe in one God d maker of everything..i will explain 2u,wen we see its other.i hope u understand me.
OK, I try sorting her out after this blindly religious fanatic thinking and explain the lacking spirituality of Mexican food at Arwanas – then…
- Ahh okey,enjoy..thank u 4 correcting if i think other..ha,ha,ha, i need 2 iron my cloths that i bring in Bora..
huh? she’s coming here?
- I will bring,taco in bora..&,i make, esspecialty food & desert one 4 u,..
oh hell, shes a christian fanatic with the IQ of a lima bean and now she’s coming here. I bet she’s planning on staying with me – so I call – yup, shes thinking I’m escorting her thru the airport, ferry, and to the house. I’ll have to watch my words and not call it a hacienda or she’ll start doing an exorcism. And bringing tacos? Who the fuck brings food on a vacation?…. oh yea, they do.
Not happening. I set her straight and she cries.. ahhhh, my crappy fajitas taste so much better now.
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it doesnt stop
Jan 21, 2009 at 3:13 AM