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Warren, the stupid tree monkey
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I get this email from CNet, its a forwarding from someone signing up for a camera sweepstakes. This stupid guy signed myself and others up, thinking it would get him more entries. I dont know this tree monkey, nor do I care to.
To: Warren Alulod <gymkid1983@yahoo.com.ph>
Sent: Friday, August 14, 2009 10:15 PM
Subject: Re: Win a waterproof camera! – CNET Asia
Dear Warren,
Do I look like your friend? Do we exchange Christmas cards? Do we suck each others dick in the shower? Have we been to battle together and slaughtered dozens of humans in the name of our countries patriotic war? Do I go to the store at 3am to buy fucking ice cream for you? Was it YOUR life I saved by putting a bullet through the back of a Serbs head? Are YOU the one that snuck me past a police roadblock 20 years ago? Were YOU the one loaning me a cup of sugar to make jello shots for the neighbors girl scout meeting?
No?…. are you sure… answer still no?
Then why the fuck is your retarded ass listing my name as ‘your friend’ and signing me up for spam on Asia.cnet.com when you signed up to win that Olympus camera? At the very least, give me a reach-around before telling people we’re friends.
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no, and no.
I know this guy. Earlier this year, one of those fake Boracay travel sites (expat run) sends a newsletter out to exactly 499 peeps, (max number for gmail)… and used the TO and CC lines. I shit you not, within an hour of that email sending in the clear, several filipinos on the list were farming the email addys for their low-brow internet marketing scams. This guy is one of them.
Aug 19, 2009 at 7:30 AM