There is a popular desire to discount anal probing by aliens as the fanciful and uneducated creation by inbred minds in the working class of truly rural areas. It readily makes sense as a creation of ass-backwards minds to assign motive that an advanced culture would use their ability to manipulate the laws of quantum physics (as we know them) to travel billions of light years for the purpose of cramming uninterestingly shiny objects in the fecal evacuation orifice of malcontented simians rather than a simple “hello, mind if we borrow a book on human anatomy?”.
Presumably, we will also possess these capabilities in the future. Sooner or later, the easy availability of such intersteller transport will fall upon the likes of ourselves whose moments of greatness were spawned by the drunken utterings of such phrases as “dude, watch this…”
Watch your ass, everyone else is.
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