Geckos never come into my bedroom so it’s a little odd now that Kitchen Window gecko keeps slinking in here with that slow swagger…. freshly groomed…. ignoring tasty morsels to show his wealth… and starts serenading me with “kkkk-chit chit chit chit!”
This makes the 3rd or 4th time and each time, sways down the wall ever closer to my bed, proclaiming his desire to preform some unnatural act of animal kingdom love upon my supple frame.
Yeaaaa…. um… not gonna happen.
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