A guy lost on Boracay

breakfast

All I went for was a box of wine. Came home with:.

• jar of pickle slices
• dijon mustard
• gatorade powder
• chocolate milk, half gallon
• 2 frozen dinners
• bag of Totinos frozen pizza rolls
• 8-pack box of Yoplait yougert
• Vitamin E bottle
• roll of masking tape
• deoderant
• manicure scissors
• 2 feet of deli sandwich
• 20 pcs hotwings
• and finally…..  2 boxes of cheap ass white wine.

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