A guy lost on Boracay

I’m safely past immigration and wont give any details until I’m out of the country. Hardly any planes taking off today although everyting looked fairly booked…. mightnhave soemthing to do with the rain and thick smog.

Dear assholes, would you please stop chain smoking at 06:30 am in the lounge? I dont even feel like drinking. Got 4 hours to Tokyo, layover, ..no fucking way… no, no, no… what the hell….

I shit you not, they made a Muzak acustical version of Umbrella from that ugly gorilla looking bitch Beyonce. I hate her. Really, its more than a general dislike – more of a “we’ll scour the earth to steralize anyone with a partial DNA match.

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   angelofdeathisme

   hey jedi! wow… out of boracay…. let me know when ya back… i love beyonce but sometimes she overdoes some stuff

   Jul 13, 2009 at 6:29 PM

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