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<title>Homelessdiver</title>
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<description>Partying in Boracay Philippines</description>
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<dc:creator>jd@homelessdiver.com</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-08-07T13:22:47-07:00</dc:date>

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<title>Do not slander anything about the PI, even if it's true.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Please be advised that many posts and threads have been cropped due to the Philippine government expressing it's willingness to expel, without notice, foreigners that choose to say anything derogatory about the locals, the culture, the laws, or even government employees.

In the US, we have something similar called 'liable' that applies to private civilians (not government) but these days, if it's true than nothing can happen. Here in the Philippines, that is not the case. We do not have the r]]></description>
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<dc:subject>questionmark</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-13T07:04:18-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by jd</dc:creator>
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<title>Had to leave...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[No realpicture for this one...just in case you're wondering...I had to leave Boracay for a while.&#160; No, I wasn't booted or running away from impregnating half of the islands inhabitants.
I just got burnt out around 0300 the other morning. Island fever had set in with a vengence. A few hours later after packing, washing the dishes, and getting the tras togather....I was at the Cagban jetty port and getting a boat over to the other isle where the airport is.
Right now, I'm chilling in Manila]]></description>
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<dc:subject>philmap</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-02-23T12:17:15-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JD</dc:creator>
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<title>Boracay Expats to get inspected for work permits</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Working Expats:
&#34;...people from the BID will be visiting Boracay Island to conduct inspection on foreigners doing business in the island.&#34; 
&#34;Foreigners working in Boracay must have working visas, special work permits...they should only handle jobs which could not be done by Filipinos and leave the other jobs to the locals. Commissioner Libanan called on the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) here to check on foreigners doing business in Boracay Island if they are working bas]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Boracay</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-23T20:45:20-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by jd</dc:creator>
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<title>Postal Mail to Boracay</title>
<link>http://www.homelessdiver.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=8</link>
<description><![CDATA[****UPDATE / EDIT&#160; ****&#160;&#160; ----&#160;&#160; I have been previously getting my meil sent to the local business of some friends.&#160; This change does not reflect upon them...instead, it really is too much for me to ask for them to search thru the mail in the event that something was mis-labled.......in addition, they recently had to pay a small import tax on a package recieved in my name.&#160; Sure, I reimburse them but it's not fair of me to expect them to do this on a regular ba]]></description>
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<dc:subject>mail</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-01-15T09:12:22-07:00</dc:date>
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<title>Christmas eve on Boracay</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Yes, thats exactly what you think it is.&#160; A pigs head.
This was the centerpeice for the Christmas Eve buffett at Red Pirates down past Station 3.&#160; It was funny as hell since everyone just kinda stared at it for a few hours then someone asked &#34;is it supposed to still have red blood seeping?&#34;&#160; Which I hadn't even noticed, since it's pork after all...so they proceeded to try cooking it on a stove in the back which smoked the hell out of the place.&#160; My description migh]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Drinking</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-28T11:37:05-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by admin</dc:creator>
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<title>Boracay has Aids / HIV</title>
<link>http://www.homelessdiver.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=5</link>
<description><![CDATA[(according to the government, the prostitutes here now have HIV / AIDS......I was like....oh crap.....)
http://www.aklanon.org/2007/12/14/boracay-health-office-warns-male-visitors-vs-engaging-services-of-commercial-sex-workers/ 
Boracay health office warns male visitors vs engaging services of commercial sex workers 
BORACAY ISLAND, Aklan &#8211; Male visitors should restraint themselves from engaging in sexual activities with commercial sex workers in Boracay Island. 

This was the warning]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Sex</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-12-14T08:28:31-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by jd</dc:creator>
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<title>I fixed it!!!!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ahh ha!&#160;&#160; I figured it out....now..whats this mean?

$randomname = (3*time());&#160;&#160; 
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; $uploaddir = &#34;modules/Uploads/files/$uname/&#34;;
&#160;$uploadfile = $uploaddir . basename($_FILES['userfile']['name']);
&#160;&#160;$extension = substr (strrchr ($uploadfile, &#34;.&#34;), 1);
&#160;&#160;if ($extension != 'zip')
&#160;
It means that I changed the filename generator to a multiple of 3 times the curren]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Drinking</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-16T17:09:14-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by admin</dc:creator>
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<title>in my kitchen....</title>
<link>http://www.homelessdiver.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=3</link>
<description><![CDATA[Explains itself.......]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Picture of the Day</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-11T22:46:41-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by admin</dc:creator>
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<title>Diving watch messed with?</title>
<link>http://www.homelessdiver.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=2</link>
<description><![CDATA[
Dive Computer has been tampered with! .....somebody get a rope.....
So I went down to the dive shop&#160;and prepped for a double dive.&#160; It was bad enough that there was concrete splatters all over my equipment and bags, (construction going on in Blue Mango since at least July), ...but the worst was my diving computer, (on the right in the white casing).
Somehow, it got used.&#160; Not only was it used, but the outer scratch-lens was scratched.&#160; I know that's what it's for, but c'm]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Diving</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-09T19:47:23-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by admin</dc:creator>
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