Homeless Diver

I think it was sponsored by Marlboro. Chad got some good video and you can see it here, http://www.chads-house.com/videoz.html or here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVY5WB8IUTo

I think this is the first time he’s done a video of partying that none of us, including himself, made it in. We’re still not sure how that happened.

It was set up on the beach in front of Hey Jude in a huge private enclosure. They were definately not letting a lot of people in. If you looked poor, you werent getting in. Except for some of the more bum-like crackers such as myself. I think my skin color actually worked in my favor for the first time since being in the Philippines. lets start the story right….

I was drunk. (always seems to be the same beginning, I know)

I dont remember leaving the house, or meeting up with Chad and Auldie. I do remember him telling Auldie to slow down on the way down the beach. Then I separated from them somehow…dont know why or where or for how long. I think it might have been at Juice Bar. But I’m not sure.

I remember walking again and running into a chick that for some reason, I asked about seeing Chad. Amazingly, she said “they” had all gone into Hey Jude already….I asked who they were and she said it was more people than just him and Auldie. I do not remember who this girl was or why I chose her to ask.

At Hey Jude, I asked the bartender and he said they had just left the bar to go inside the party area…..I stumbled over just as they were at the entrance, with a glass from somewhere in my hand, and a friend was there and waved me over - while they were flat out not letting a lot of people in, the security put a purple wristband on me and let me in for FREE!! Yippie. (the wristband turned out to be blue)

I have no clue what they were mixing but they were handing out the drinks for free…something blue and slightly luminous…that means “glowing” for you inbreed types. What the hell, lets drink up! I remember a lot of rich, fashionable, and generally young people being there…lots of Filipinos with lots of cash….damn, I have been on this place too long. I forgot was civilized people were like already.

I met a good friend of mine in there…and things got really sketchy after that. All I’ll say is that my fat ass was dancing to the hypnotic rave music.

I remember knocking a few tables over and falling on my ass at least twice. Various conversations in between. I think. I remember other things and don’t particularly feel like posting them. I remember leaving at one point but I dont remember where I went. I do remember coming back to the party though. I had a great time….sure, some things that are embarrassing in hindsite, but as Auldie said today - thats the way to party!

I left around 0500 I think. I lost my sandals somewhere in the night and caught a motorcycle home and had to walk barefooted up this damn pathway over chicken crap, palm leaves, rocks, and dirt. I didnt even know until today that we lost Auldie before even getting to the party.

I’m slowly drinking water-had some milk earlier in the day—that was a mistake. its been over 24 hours since I last ate, time to see if I’m up for some solid food.

Honestly, I dont even know what the occasion was.