Homeless Diver

March 12, 2008

Dead Prostitutes,Terrorists and Tang

Filed under: boracay, heartburn, prostitutes, tang, terrorism — JD @ 3:37 am

We’ve been having a wild time here on Boracay. It started this past week with prostitutes getting jacked up. One was in a fight in the club with another girl over a customer…she was a pretty one too. Got jacked smooth the fuck up and will likely have scars on her face and her legs got messed up somehow so walking is a pain. Over a customer. Another girl from this side of the beach was seen on the other side with a German dude thats been here for a year. She washed up on the beach the next morning with her head split, cigarette burns on her tits, beat the hell up, and a water bottle crammed in the crotch.

Ouch….talk about someone in need of a job as an interrogator.

Next, they caught 3 terrorist guys here on Boracay. (stories and links on the main site). 2 were from some Jeramia group and the other was Abu Sayef. Fil intelligence officers were here doing the raid secretly and local police were in the dark until they heard gunfire and it was over. One clipping said they had guns stashed here too. Then a few more terrorist captures in Manila which leads them right back to Boracay, but this time it’s an Al Qaeda guy.

This morning, 2 military Huey’s flew low over the house heading north along the beach. C has seen them before but it’s the first time I have.

Last night, I drank a 1.5 liter bottle of Tang. Instant drink mix that I put in a coke bottle. I usd to use it all the time for vodka mixer but stopped a long time ago - and now I learned something. All that heartburn that I used to have is from that damn Tang.

Jammers and sinus problems

Filed under: boracay, burger, jammers, sick, taco, tang — JD @ 3:11 am

So the brother of a friend comes in and we go out drinking. A few hours into it, I start with the sweats again. It took me a while to realize that no-one else was sweating and that I was getting tired really fast without having drank a lot. So I left for some midnight Jammers….:

  • 1 Monster Bacon Double Cheeseburger
  • 3 ‘Meat’ Tacos
  • ———————–
  • 300 pesos

It was still kinda early when I split. I waited at Jammers for some friends, but after a long while, I was like screw it, I don’t feel good. But Jammers…..damn, I hardly eat there but boy was that good! On the menu it gives you a choice of ‘meat’ or ‘fish’ tacos. Thats the only description. Damn good tacos too! nothing processed..all fresh veggies, shells, and..well, I don’t really know much about the meat but it wasnt really greasy or anything. The burger was massive.

Felt like crap on the way home. Got home and did a double take…Porch lights, a room light, and a bathroom light were all on. I assumed everyone had somehow gotten back before I did, like they skipped Jammers and took a trike straight home - so I went to bed with the laptop. About 45 minutes later, I get a text from them down at Jammers asking where I was…hmmmmm…..I was the last one to leave the house I thought and the lights were off and it was daylight still

Sinus problems game back with a vengeance in the middle of the night…so bad that I thought it was daylight in the AM but when I got up to cram menthol up my nose, I looked out the window to see why it was so dark. Yea, it was dark alright, because it was only 0400. Apparently, I was not in a good shape. I drank a 1.5 liter bottle of Tang in my sleep and still feel dehydrated.

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