Homeless Diver

March 12, 2008

Dead Prostitutes,Terrorists and Tang

Filed under: boracay, heartburn, prostitutes, tang, terrorism — JD @ 3:37 am

We’ve been having a wild time here on Boracay. It started this past week with prostitutes getting jacked up. One was in a fight in the club with another girl over a customer…she was a pretty one too. Got jacked smooth the fuck up and will likely have scars on her face and her legs got messed up somehow so walking is a pain. Over a customer. Another girl from this side of the beach was seen on the other side with a German dude thats been here for a year. She washed up on the beach the next morning with her head split, cigarette burns on her tits, beat the hell up, and a water bottle crammed in the crotch.

Ouch….talk about someone in need of a job as an interrogator.

Next, they caught 3 terrorist guys here on Boracay. (stories and links on the main site). 2 were from some Jeramia group and the other was Abu Sayef. Fil intelligence officers were here doing the raid secretly and local police were in the dark until they heard gunfire and it was over. One clipping said they had guns stashed here too. Then a few more terrorist captures in Manila which leads them right back to Boracay, but this time it’s an Al Qaeda guy.

This morning, 2 military Huey’s flew low over the house heading north along the beach. C has seen them before but it’s the first time I have.

Last night, I drank a 1.5 liter bottle of Tang. Instant drink mix that I put in a coke bottle. I usd to use it all the time for vodka mixer but stopped a long time ago - and now I learned something. All that heartburn that I used to have is from that damn Tang.

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