I might never leave Boracay
I mean, think about it.
- Almost every night is a saturday night.
- Someone is always coming up with a reason to have an event…and when they dont have one, they just invite Marlboro to throw a 4-day-bash.
- Holy Week (Easter) is the most un-holy time around here.
- Parties.
- Booze. Theres so many bars here that it would be impossible to drink a single beer in every one in a stroll from one end to the other.
- You dont have to worry about finding new friends - fresh arrivals every day!
- Lots of people looking for that ‘vacation fling’, then they leave and another one comes along. <<sweeeeet>>>
- Excellent diving
- Warm water
- Beautiful Filipinas
- huge variety of food within a 3 minute walk of anywhere
- kick-ass typhoon seasons
- Muslim Vendors Association - I mean, ya gotta give it up for people so devout they’ll break religious vows and do shots of Tanduay Rum in hopes of selling you counterfeit watches and pirated DVD’s
- a fairly close knit group of residents. It can cause problems sometimes since the isle is so small, but it makes for good friends.
- rumors - everyone here loves them. If you farted while bending over to pickup a coin, it’ll be spread around to say that you walked to the waterline, dropped trau, and had projectile diarrhea into the sea in broad daylight with tourists watching.
- By the same token, you can start your own nonsense rumors just for kicks.
- did I mention booze?
