Homeless Diver

March 9, 2008

Baygon on Boracay

Filed under: boracay — Tags: , , , — JD @ 3:33 am

I really should listen to Henry….every time I was spraying that Baygon that they sell here, he would chastise me for going back in the room or even being near it. Always talking about how unhealthy it was.

I always knew it but I dont normally get to spraying it until I’m drunk. And today, I sprayed far and wide, (sober this time).

I have this can of super-spray. Not the normal stuff they sell in the stores. I went up to the main road and had these guys go get it for me. Its a tall can with a picture of a roach and a folding spray tube. Which is cool. It was expensive and will kill pretty much anything. Its also a persistent agent. This stuff sticks around for a while and has some serious pressure in the can. I can spray the 12 foot tall ceiling with it.

Which I did today - there was a large roach on the ceiling. We rarely see those anymore since this house is mostly nuked with chemicals these days. But anyway, I sprayed this roach from 6 feet away and ill be damned if it didn’t start twitching immediately. Dead in 20 seconds.

Thats pretty damn strong stuff. And it’s a little scary considering it smells like generic air freshener - no kidding. So I sprayed a few window sills, under/behind the fridge, table area, random nooks and crannies, in the living room, in the spare room, in my room.

And now, I’m starting to twitch. Breathing is laborious. Feel tired. sinuses acting up and now, a case of the ass-squirts. Perhaps I should drink some brandy, that stuff cures anything.

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