Homeless Diver

August 15, 2008

todays drugs

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — JD @ 5:04 pm
  • Vitamin C 500mg, 833% RDA - chewable (ascorbic acid)
  • Vitamin C 500mg, 833% RDA - non-chewable
  • Potassium Gluconate 99mg, 3% RDA (apparently not good in single large doses)
  • Magnesium 250mg, 63% RDA
  • Aspirin 300mg
  • Valsartan 80mg
  • Hydrochlorothiazide 12.5mg
  • Loperamide 2mg
  • Vit  B1 -B6 - B12 tablet 100mg

A rehydration tablet (like alka seltzer) in a bottle or water with:

  • sodium         1620mg
  • potassium      360mg
  • chloride        1440mg
  • bicarbonate    540mg
  • glucose        1998mg

wow, thats a lot.

And a multi vitamin that doesn’t actually look like it has anything useful in any decent amounts and a lot of crap there should never be any need to be in a vitamin…with this:

  • Vit  A 1000 IU
  • Vit D²  200 IU
  • Vit E    1 IU
  • Vit B1   5mg
  • Vit B6   1.5mg
  • Vit b12   5mcg
  • Nicotinamide 20mg (wtf, i had to look this up, its vitamin B3)
  • Calcium Pantothenate 10mg
  • diBasic Calcium Phosphate 100mg
  • Cupric Sulfate 2.5mg
  • Iron 10mg
  • Magnesium Sulfate 2.5mg
  • Manganese Sulfate 3.6mg
  • Potassium Sulfate 650mcg
  • Methionine 5mg
  • Lysine Hydrochloride 2.5mg
  • Inositol 5mg
  • Debittered Brewers Yeast 25mg (again, wtf is this for?)

posioned myself, i think

Filed under: illness — Tags: , , , — JD @ 3:51 pm

jeeze, i feel like crap right now. I came home last night and it started raining again so those damn roaches started coming in again… but i forgot that the posion was already down and they’d die in an hour or so. my dumbass started spraying again and with the few drinks in me, guess i stayed in the area too long and inhaled the baygon. ive spent all day in either the bed or the bathroom. was supposed to finish my navigation specialty course with dustin today at blue mango. tomorrow is my last day ’cause he leaves for a week the day after.

June 3, 2008

Finally, some diving again! (and pain)

Today, I finally got back in the water again! Whoo Hoo! I had taken my gear down to Blue Mango a few days ago to get it back in the rinse tanks and check it over… re-seasoning it I guess we could say.

We had some really good friends come in the same day and spent about 3 hours in the water tossing Frisbee; myself w/o any sunblock. Needless to say, I got burnt so that after dinner at Arwanas, I was not feeling chipper enough to go out with everyone else. The next day was an ‘aloe-vera and dark room’ day for me as well.

This morning, I rolled down about 07:30 am after a 3rd night of mild insomnia. Sure enough Dustin is rearing for some morning diving - and this mornings dive is Yapak 1. Sweeeet! That’s possibly the most advanced dive site around Boracay without everyone having tech rigs and getting into a specialized dive. You can drop in around 18 meters and slope down to the top of the cave at 33 meters (depending on which direction you’re coming from). Theres another guy who is on his 99th dive for this one, just the three of us.

Starting off, I noticed a bit of water in my 1st stage of the regulators (personal set) because I had apparently tightened the dust cap too tight. Just a few drops and airflow is still good, no biggie. We start heading to the boat and right away my BCD is full-bubbling out the shoulder dump-valve where I had not screwed it back on correctly; Dustin easily fixes this w/o gear removal. Now I’m at 2 strikes.

We head out and the weather is magnificent: warm water, visibility is excellent. We drop in North of the cave, which is a first for me…and the current had already started moving. We did a hard (for me) swim for a solid five minutes against and across the current to the cave - man, out of breath. I think I actually started sweating in my mask. We head down and I drop straight to 44.5 meters while my dive computer is chirping that it no longer want to be my friend during such a rapid descent. Silly Suunto hocky puck.

I look at my air and Holy Crap! I’m sitting at 60 Bar already! I have never in my life seen anyone use a 200 bar tank that fast. Damn, looks like I’m going to be the one ruining this dive to only a single penetration. Anyhoo, we head thru the cave and out the top, get on the boat, head back - and I start feeling queasy. Back at the shop, I have a bout of Montezuma’s revenge and head to the house for some meds and a nap (dive later in the afternoon).

I wake up at 13:30pm and the power is out again, it seems to have been out for a while as my bed is soaking wet in sweat. Cell phone rings and its University of Phoenix trying to get me back into classes earlier than I wanted. While talking, I stand up to find my left ankle is really tight and sore as hell. The pain is shooting up the outside of my left calve and feels like overexerted muscle, I was like where the heck did this come from?!?

So now I’ve got the trots, Brown-out just ended, bedroom smells like rank sweat, can’t walk properly, missed the afternoon dive, and have the embarrassment of ending a dive a lot faster than it should have. All because I went straight for a hard dive after all this time off.

But ya know what? I still enjoyed today. I feel much better; beat up for sure - but definitely better.

May 25, 2008

Pimp my google!

Filed under: adsense, advertising, illness, internet — Tags: , , , , — JD @ 2:47 am

Whilst overcome with a debiltating desease that wrecks armageddon in my sinus cavaties, I have been working on the SEO aspect of WordPress. I am happy with my research…so Rod, Positive Post.

Google Ads are limited to so many per page in order to keep their abuse to a minimum and honestly, to keep their advirtising name from being drug through the mud. I used to think i was gpoing to over wheal myself with ads but not that I’m setting the posts to a smaller scrolling format, I can only have a few and they will end up at the bottom.

Long story short, I put some in some .php that inserts several Ads on the individual post pages…but not on this index page so my placement of ads will remain continuous and conservative - controlled in other words. I can maximize the allowed google usage w/o going overkill and making it annoying.

In the process of this research, I found several sites that take advantage of the same idea but manage to go from ‘pimp’ to ‘dirty whore hustler’ by exploiting the same theory. Fortunately these pages are crappy and anyone that clicks on ads shown there, well, they deserve to be ripped off.

May 22, 2008

Sinus problems and brown-outs

Filed under: boracay, illness, weather — Tags: , , , — JD @ 5:35 pm

I awoke around 04:30 with a killer sinus problem. I slathered menthol-rub all over my face, neck, chest, around the ears…practically used it like I would if it were sunblock. I even put a dollop up each nostril, and learned thats not such a good idea.

Well, it went away after a while. Now it’s after 17:00 and the sinus issues are back. Just in time for anothe brown-out, so I’ll post this when the power comes back on.

Been really humid here on Boracay recently.  Oh, my head hurts.

May 8, 2008

back-dated

Filed under: Food, boracay — Tags: , , , , , , , — JD @ 7:36 pm

I’m posting this one from the 10th but lets see…hmm…….what did I do on Thursday night on the 8th…oh yea, nothing. Stayed in the house with ole’ girl. Lazy stuff. Didn’t wake up until around sunset I think. More cleaning. Was renting a room to a Professor from Manila and supposed to meet up with him but, wait, thats right….I had a touch of dysentery that day! Turns out the dirt in the tiny skin-grooves of a carrot in the Philippines is more than likely to have amoebas in it. That causes a lot of rear-exit liquid expulsion. I only found this out the next day but now I remember, liquid goes in and liquid comes out.

Amazingly, they grow a ton of the vegetables locally on Boracay. Seems that stuff like potatoes, carrots, cabbage, and stuff - they grow really fast here. diarrhea, I do not like that illness. I’m getting weary of feeling sick once a week too.

March 10, 2008

Sick, sick, sick

Filed under: daily happenings, illness — Tags: , , , , — JD @ 1:48 am

I ended up asleep by 2230 last night. Deep sleep then I couldn’t sleep at all after an hour when the sinus acted up really bad. I’ve never had that happen before. I took some methol/camphor vaporub stuff and slathered it all over my face and a little up my nose. Hurt like hell but after an hour, I drained a lot out and was able to sleep again.

I also got up at 0730 today, which is not normal, at all.

Gonna be a busy day today. I have some college courses to finish this morning, again, since the puter locked up on me yesterday and the autosave didn’t seem to be working…..lost all my work. The I have to clean out the maids quarters room, clean the spare CR, move the washing machine, reattach the showerhead, clean the fridge, sweep and mop the floor. I’m not turning into a bitch or anything but we are about to have a full house and it never hurts to spruce up the place.

Personally, I dont mind the gecko shit everywhere. Except on the table.

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