Homeless Diver

August 15, 2008

posioned myself, i think

Filed under: illness — Tags: , , , — JD @ 3:51 pm

jeeze, i feel like crap right now. I came home last night and it started raining again so those damn roaches started coming in again… but i forgot that the posion was already down and they’d die in an hour or so. my dumbass started spraying again and with the few drinks in me, guess i stayed in the area too long and inhaled the baygon. ive spent all day in either the bed or the bathroom. was supposed to finish my navigation specialty course with dustin today at blue mango. tomorrow is my last day ’cause he leaves for a week the day after.

August 14, 2008

Super Gecko!

Filed under: gecko — Tags: , , — JD @ 1:31 pm

I now have two of the large Tokay geckos. I used to think it was just a huge mother but now know its a different breed that rund around eating all the other smaller breeds of geckos, large bugs and… massive cock roached that are already posioned to death. Yuppers, I think they’re eating these 2 inch dead roached that died from uber doses of that Baygon posion thats so strong it makes even myself sick. Kills the huge roaches and spiders in a matter of seconds. But these geckos, they eat this toxic corpse and keep on truckin’.

Ya see, it was raining for almost two days last week and that drives these massive roaches inside thru the slatted windows, under doors and out of water drains. The hole in the drain grill is smaller than a pencil but they still manage to squeeze thru somehow. So I went around spraying all over and sure enough, a few hours later we had dead roaches all over; it looked like someone had unleashed muslim terrorism in the bug kingdom.

But the next morning, most of the corpses were gone. huh? A day later, I find these huge gecko turds and can easily identify it as whole-swollowed roach carcass.  I bet these bad ass lizards are kicking back doing shots of Baygon when I’m not looking.

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