Why? Seriously, why do people like sunsets? Most people have encountered night time and unless they’re some hostage rape-toy in a basement, these so called ‘night times’ are experienced half a persons life. This is normally preceeded by a fucking sunset.
Remember that annoyingly repeated statistic about most dry-weather traffic accidents happen in early evening on [...]
After staying up all night dealing with a three year investment wasted, we agreed to just take the principal back and drink ourselves stupid. As he’s in Louisiana and I’m on Boracay, my drunk ass went swimming before the sun came up. I suspect he fell in a swamp, again.
Grabbing a mask and snorkle it’s [...]
Spending a few days relaxing the leg from some non-existant injury, this morning served up a healthy plate of ‘FU’, sinus problems, ankle twist, and a piece of glass in the heel.
I mean c’mon, how the hell did a chunk of beer bottle get in my foot while sleeping? The sandal-vendor ninjas sneak in and [...]
I’ve spent so little time drinking recently that the Universe sent its minions of mayhem to steer me on a wayward path of poor decision making.
The very day after Chad leaves, I started by having a single drink at home and visiting Blue Mango where I had two more drinks and a large quesedilla [...]
For now, the photo galleries seem to be offset with the wrong titles to other galleries. Not sure when or how that happened.
update mid Jan 2010: seems to have been a sql issue and happened around the same time other server issues popped up for the company.
The 51-year-old from western Sweden is being treated at a hospital in Angeles City after he was seriously beaten by the guards at a nightclub in the city’s entertainment district shortly before Christmas. Sources say the victim remains in a coma after the attack. “Two security guards have been indicted on charges of [...]
I don’t wish for much in life aside from world domination, booze, and Wild Berry Skittles but I’m confident this would not be my preferred obituary headline. Of course, this comes courtesy of the DOM himself.
Edit: I’ve noticed in the feed that Google Adsense decided this as obscene and stripped the advert from the RSS [...]
So I’m sitting here thinking about how the internet connection has sucked for the past month and cruise over to Smart’s website and get details about their base-station wireless. It loads….. and loads… and loads… damnit, finish loading the flash animation!
Then it dawned on me that I was already on a Smart Wireless Broadband connection [...]
I found a sleeping greatness of a dish at CocoLocos, the vegetable omelette. It’s always been on the menu, hiding in plain sight. A hearty handfull of fresh veggie mix that’s par-cooked separately then introduced to a seasoned egg omelette wrap for a finishing cook and served with toast and quality condiments. Sounds simple…. but [...]
Many of us watch the Discovery Channel show called Whale Wars and think: c’mon! If I can’t declare war on the indiginous peace loving society of the middle east, then how do you get away with calling this ‘research harvesting’?
More to the point, have they researched the flavor of whale wrapped in succulent strips of [...]
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Silly skinny hippies can’t make up their minds if I’m good or bad for the planet … Fuck em’, someone hand me a nuke and I’ll clarify my position.
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering [...]
Christmas season on Boracay is about the same as any marketing driven area. Theres lots of events but only advirtised to the tragically hip or business owners.
We have the interesting assortment of holiday decorations in the resorts such as small potted mango trees as Christmas trees and light strings hung all over as well as [...]
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“Sorry, we are closed for delivery”
–what time do you close for delivery?
“two a.m., sir”
– what time is it now?
“twelve twenty five, sir”
– can I get an order for delivery?
“sorry sir, we are closed for delivery”
I can see it in every face that I pass….
According to one home-remedy website, mango’s can prevent pregnancy [?]. It did seem a little folksy yet accurate sounding for the most part – until I found this:
Its use half an hour before conjugal union gives a virgin[-]feeling and acts as a safe contraceptive. This has been tried many times with gratifying results.
Lets weigh the facts:
Mango’s cost more than [...]
Claude Bax be him.
In Manila Bay, a female 5.5 meter whale shark was found dead on Oct 28. They surmised it came in for the rise in plankton and krill, which somehow are now magically able to survive in pollution so bad that it kills the planets largest fish specie.
While feeding on plankton, the female whale shark [...]
Nivea, the German maker of well known skin care products, apparently thinks its customers in South East Asia are idiots. Not that I can blame them. This tube is called Deep Pore Cleansing Foam, yet on the back label, the biggest lettering says DOES NOT CLOG PORES. If your targeted customers are too stupid to [...]
So my good buddy McCaw hails from Irish blood and is the only person I've met that can consistently drink as much as myself, day after day. He's been sitting in Manila for a while and kept talking about having the maid fix him tacos during drunken episodes. One day he makes drunk-food for lack [...]
Earlier this year and during the year before there was a good deal of firearm violations involving larger property owners hiring off-duty security guys to go shoot-em-up over land ownership disputes, property line disputes, and once just for the hell of it at an elementary school. Although local media misrepresented it with stories about no tourists [...]
Got a root canal and it was 3 hours long but man, it felt awesome afterwards. Next day it hurt, and more each day until I noticed the filling reconstruction sloping off like a miniature landslide. So theres a headache constantly. Doesn't help that I've had stomach issues with some nasty bug and nausea. Tried [...]
So I've been getting tons of spam attempts on the comments here since changing over and although its a Russian email address, the IP comes from Moldova and they're constantly using American and UK Universities public forums for attempting the forced trackbacks. Looking at those college boards all I can say is – wow- that's some [...]
Ordered some Cocomangas pizza about 1:30 am and I swear it’s the best thing I’ve tasted in months! Delivery dude was fast so it was piping hot all the way to this opposite end of the isle. Also ordered some cheese sticks and fried calamaris but first things first… grab a slice of pie. —— [...]
It’s gotta be Island Karma coming my way because I put up with so much scamming – and finally, things are falling into place. A nice warm fuzzy.
It seems I ripped the zipper off my shorts a few nights ago and only hope that was after getting home. Upon waking, I remembered finding that zipper [...]
Went out last night and don’t recall just a whole lot but apparently I had a good time if this mornings hangover is any testament. It seems I got home before 11pm and bought three days worth of takeout from Big Mouth.
I remember getting up early and drinking. At some point I was at Red [...]
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