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03
December

At Some Point…

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…you just have to do your thang.

03
December

John Denver Rules

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13
November

Why does this happen, because he didn’t pay off the right people? Greasing palms doesn’t result in this unless its a full blown criminal enterprise, but here, its anyone that knocks on the door. I once had government people try scamming me for money as I sat in a dive shop, just a few days [...]

08
November

Fucking hell, been getting out for a change and slamming hard. Mostly the ground. Its different to fall from booze cauze the world just tilts fast, you’re like it hits and ..  oh shit, I wonder how many people saw that ‘tomorrows hurt’. Had a bout of illness then great, so i went back.Im not [...]

07
November

Boracay good times

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Hammered this week.. came of a 2 week down streak and took off like a champ. On my Bday it was falling down hammered, yesterday it was slam hammered at 2;30 am (according to the receipt) and a rip to andoks and somehow, a 1 inch gash on the shin. Chat logs show i was [...]

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/53635/philippine-universities-out-of-world%E2%80%99s-top-300   This one is pretty obvious, hard to understand why anyone would be offended by it. I mean, I had a doctor (with an assigned drug dispensary number) tell me that I cant take Motrin but only Advil instead…. even though the ONLY active ingredient in both was ibuprofen. I tried explaining the stupidity [...]

Interesting, they should first stop the locals from netting and selling them over near the Caticlan jetty port for 100 120 pesos per kilo. (Just asked again) http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/52107/boracay%E2%80%99s-other-attraction-flying-foxes Conservationists have identified three bat species, including the Golden-Crowned Flying Fox (Aceradon jubatus), which is endemic to the Philippines but has been categorized as among the endangered species under the [...]

19
August

The Origin of Unicorns

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edit: Forgot to add credit to McCaw for sending this to the site

27
July

There’s no review for this place but whoever entered the listing seems to be having a bad day.

21
July
25
June

Turtle Rape

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No means yes. I once saw this on patrol along the Serbian border in a dry creek bed, thats exactly how it sounds. Almost soiled myself.

Here’s another Korean dead from swimming on Boracay. There have been a lot over the past few years and it makes ya’ wonder why its usually with snorkel gear. This one even says he was floating with the snorkel still inserted. People, I’ve gone to sleep while snorkeling and floated until the backs of my [...]

The airport fees will raise to 25 times the current rate of 20 PHP to an astounding 500 PHP during the next two years. Considering the airline promo’s charge about that for a ticket coming here, you can see how this is a considerable change. The reason behind it is to help pay for the [...]

Citing reports from Aklan police, Philippine National Police (PNP) spokesman Agrimero Cruz identified the victim as Zhang Wei, 28, a Chinese national. Zhang drowned while snorkeling at Sitio Tambisaan, Barangay Manoc Manoc, Boracay Island. That beach has a really good snorkeling area but like all things in the Philippines, if people like it then somebody [...]

13
April

Just what kind of customers do they serve?

30
March

Defecation in Afghanistan

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Civilized people are confused by the need for this sort of notice, but lets be clear – this is not a culture difference, its a lack of social evolution.  

26
March

A Mouse Named Brownout

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So the other day, I’m waking from a bout of bad food and 2 days in bed but its 3am – time to drink. Waking up and having no-one to talk to at 3am is all the reason any man ever needed to down a bottle of 2 dollar rum… so I did. About 3 [...]

13
February

Pimping a child

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source This is an older one but take a look. They go after the couple (that was later released) but everything seems perfectly normal with a guy pimping out a 6yr old girl. So they already know this guy exists and where to find him, but he’s not arrested for selling 6 year-old girls for [...]

08
September

This mornings sunrise swim was at 530 am. Sunrise is anything between 4:30 and direct sunlight.  Swimming any later than that and you get the Filipinos in the water with shampoo and conditioner sachets…. which are always left as trash in the water. Gotta give it to ‘em, they loves them some hair care products. Anywho, I [...]

31
August

Tasty Toothpaste

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Sometimes, it pays to keep various healthcare products separated by physical distance. One of these is toothpaste, the other is foot cream. This was almost a very poor start to the day.

31
August

Sunday morning, at 6:00 am on the dot – electricity goes out. After a short wait, it’s clearly not coming back on and several nearby resorts start their generators. The power company says it’ll be back on at 16:00 (4 pm) and sure enough, the power comes back on exactly 10 hours later at 4:00 [...]

30
August

When did Alaska go asshole?

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I lived there… this sort of thing never used to happened… at all.  Well, the stoners standing around not doing much, yea, that was always the norm. Anyone have feelings for this douche-bag State Trooper that just happens to be off duty while wearing a tac-vest?

28
August

A friend sent me this and all I can say is… WTF? Are these guys really taking souvenir ”Hero-Shots” in broad daylight with two of them smiling…? wow. just, wow.

20
August

Geckos never come into my bedroom so it’s a little odd now that Kitchen Window gecko keeps slinking in here with that slow swagger…. freshly groomed…. ignoring tasty morsels to show his wealth… and starts serenading me with “kkkk-chit chit chit chit!” This makes the 3rd or 4th time and each time, sways down the wall ever [...]

16
August

Source I have not heard anything about this at all – but it’s in the news. MANILA, Philippines – A German citizen drowned after suffering a heart attack while swimming in the waters of the popular tourist destination Boracay Island, the Philippine Coast Guard (PCG) reported Monday. Reports reaching PCG headquarters in Manila said Harmut [...]