just trying it on for a few hours. What the hell? even my banner is gone. Nope, I definately dont like this theme. Oh, and Chad— guess who’s staying with me for a little while. The ‘wife’. I swear, I think she went and got younger. I was drunk when I wrote that.
dive-monster.com – No Fishing in Boracay GMANews – Boracay off limits to fishers ….The local government of Malay town in Aklan provnce [sic] has declared the waters surrounding the world famous resort island of Boracay permanently off-limits to fishing activities….. ….Report said that fishermen from nearby provinces such as Masbate, Antique and Romblon have been [...]
Think about it, there was almost no chance in hell that any white male was going to beat either a woman or a black guy. They knew the failure was coming, and planned accordingly – in a pretty devious way. They put a very powerful Republican on the international screen. In everyone’s living room, on [...]
Screw this day, I’ve had enough of my 4 waking hours. Back to the aircon and bed. Something happened keeping me awake all night, with a bottle of Tanduay. Even had a vodka redbull around 9:00 am but finally crashed. Man, I woke around 8:30 pm feeling nauseous and sweating like mad. Daymn, the room [...]
I wasn’t planning on going out, didn’t even really feel like socializing. Several people told me a bout a birthday party at Red Pirates but I declined and went home for a few rum/cokes and quality time on the computer doing tax paperwork. At some point, I decided to cook about a dozen hotdogs, those [...]
In their drive to be recognized as societal contemporaries on the international scene, the Philippines restaurant outlet, Jammers, on Boracay has taken it upon themselves to redefine the “taco”. Not in a ‘Taco Bell with cute names and mystery brown/red sauce’ kind of way, but more of a ‘remove the taco shell and and make [...]
So I found this hippy article about using vinegar and honey for symptoms of the common cold. They seem to think its much cheaper than using medications. Lets see: 1/4 cup vinegar and 1/4 cup honey drink. 8x daily. 1/2 cup cup vinegar added to a vaporizer teaspoon vinegar, tablespoon honey added to glass of [...]
This eurotrash bitch came up to me in Jammers and asked me to move so her group could sit at a nice large table in the middle. I refused so she asked the girl at the counter… who, to her safety, looked at me and walked to the back. I told this arrogant cunt just [...]
Man, Ive been awake for over 24 hours and dont feel tired. almost like coming down off something. Seeing crazy stuff out of the corners of my eyes. Been listing to classical symphony all night. Done nothing but drink, and drink a lot, I did. Its after 3pm, ive been up since 11am yesterday and [...]
My dumbass forgot the password for my Godaddy account and had to Skype them - the guy I talked to was just about the coolest customer service dude you could ever want. DUDE: sorry for forgetting your name, I thought it might be on the form… but dude.. seriously, you’re the best CSR I’ve ever [...]
We all waited about 20 minutes while a group of 3 Koreans tried figuring out how to use an ATM in D’Mall on Boracay. No shit, it took 3 of them. And 20 minutes. They had a stack of ‘reject’ slips when finally leaving so I’m assuming they either were too fucking stupid to understand [...]
feast your eyes on this nonsense… like the alcohol veins? Took me a month to clean the Halloween paint off the bathroom tiles… Dude has never worn a shirt that I can remember immorality at red pirates
Rhianna, we get it already. Shes a new created pop sensation but DAYMN, shes ugly with that caved-in gorilla face like she was beat with a monkey bone during childhood! The music is generic, nothing special. The look …that is horrible, PLEASE stop playing those videos!
And for this weeks rounds of stupid text messages that cause aneurysms… im freezing her so cold,i need to boiled water to make shower… Whatever, who cares. Wifey starts talking about food and I mention that I’m eating fajitas. She’s so f*ing stupid, she thinks fajita is an evil religious-cult food. I dnt eat food,dat [...]
You gotta be kidding me, the electricity went out yesterday at 9pm and guess what, …. it’s still out then next day at 4:27pm. That’s 19 solid hours of brownout on Boracay, again. Are they telling anyone? Nope. Excuses? Nope. And now we’re in the pre-Peak Season where the rates dipped a little before Easter [...]
Brownout – massive one last night. Lasted from 8pm until around noon today. Sputtered to life a few times for moments. Electric company didn’t even know about it until people started calling them; then claimed a few hours later than nothing was wrong. Weather on Boracay – The coolness finally broke and the sun came [...]
I started nicely enough, but somehow ended with 2 pointy spiked barbell piercings in my eyebrows and 10 mysterious Jammers tacos eaten. I was shooting billiards at CocoLocos with D. and eating calamaris. Good enough. Not really drinking much at this point, I think. Ended up with G. walking towards Charls Bar stopping a few [...]
Everyone here is happy the sunlight finally shone thru, even if it is still cool. We havent seen direct sunlight in weeks and the water temp even got down to a record 23 celcius in one dive spot. Personally, I’m thinking its still OK since its not ass-sweat-between-the-cheeks kinda hot. But once the summer comes [...]
Wow… we had 6 brownouts in a single night here on Boracay. It started around 8pm and would have one for 30-60 min then on for an hour or two. Just one long series of brownouts. Go figure, they installed a whole new electrical grid over a 2 month period that’s ‘made’ to withstand typhoons [...]
My refrigerator creates beer out of thin air! Twelve (12) extra bottles of San Mig Light materialized sometime during the past week. I had only 2 crates delivered a week ago – the 1st time I’ve had SML in the room. Since you get a deposit for the bottles, I kept the 5 empties that [...]
Red Pirates pub down near Station 3 has this wacko group of people claiming they own the beach in front of them. They came and put this crappy looking ‘alter’-like stand between 2 trees and actually chained it there.In the day they have craploads of nasty urchins laying about trying to sell food and trinkets [...]
(no, I still haven’t gotten a new laptop so let it rest…) Weather here on Boracay has been nice and cold recently. Even a lot of the western expats are wearing long sleaves and jackets. But me?… hell, I LOVE this shit! Always seem to have a steady inland breeze too.
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