Look up, theres a Gallery button with dropdown… I’m still adding to it. Most of the galleries are made but I need to filter out the Andoks pr0n before making them public.
I went on one of my drunken snorkeling trips that begins with 10am RedBull/vodka and ends with sunburn. On the way back, I found some huge cuttlefish pretty near the shore. Normally, I would never tell anyone where I saw these (when its so close to shore), but only a few will know what I’m [...]
Earth hour is on March 28th, 2009 and everyone is asked to turn of the power for a single hour. All about the environment.
If that happens here, somebodies gonna get hurt with an aluminum baseball bat.
And damnit, I’m tired of brownouts, I’ll be damned if I’m gonna bow to some hippy protesters.
Oh, and did you [...]
To tell the truth, I’m not really bored. Just trying to put off doing things that I need to do and my back feels better laying on the bed with my laptop rather than sitting or standing while doing the same procrastination.The others would have me watching TV and shifting about the room, but this [...]
I didn’t even wake up until 2pm; this bed is really comfortable. Thought about ordering room service but put it off. Finally about 11pm, I bought a 24 hr internet card and some booze. Two hours later, the internet wasn’t working after the tech gave himself carpal tunnel at my laptop – meaning: I got [...]
You know whats awesome? Watching techno rap house music on the Indian music channel.
Its times like this when I start thinking about leaving Boracay, it isn’t very clean. Manila has hot water, electricity, and a lack of people burning trash and fish and chemicals outside your window. The lack of shootings. Service staff that can get an order right. Fully cooked food. Everyday, I see something that [...]
When Google started, they listed their company motto as “Do No Evil” and described it as being streamlined and the opposite of Big Brother like most other tech companies were doing. They are easily the worlds largest presence online with access/control over at least 1/4 of planetary email traffic.
Slowly over the past few years, they’ve [...]
Yup, I’m in Manila now. As it usually happens, the decision was made after staying up all night drinking. I didn’t eat during that whole day/night and had a cheap sammich (with beer) in the airport lounge. Got to my hotel sometime around 11am yesterday, still drunk. 1st stop: EZ Mart for some booze! Told [...]
29 dude: i saw an ant
45 >hearse<: one of those tiny ones
55 dude: sure
7:04 >hearse<: cool—
30 8:02 dude: my finger nukles look like a whores hatchet wound
31 41:09 dude: im kinda…… at the moment. i have shadows.
41:20 >hearse<: fucked up?
41:25 dude: i have chat
41:34 dude: iiiiiii
41:36 >hearse<: you haz chatz?
41:50 dude: i
32 42:36 >hearse<: fuck [...]
My day was decent until dumbass, stupid, arrrrrrggggg!!!………… wifey came by.
I had a lot of drinks and was feeling really good for the night. I mean really good. As in just fu**ing dandy.
Got a burger and some shepherds pie with a salad to-go from Tony’s and man, that was a huge load of food. F**k [...]
I have a problem with Yellow Cab Pizza here on Boracay. Recently, they deliver only when they feel like it. I can remember many times that I’ve called and their delivery times have magically changed to be 15 minutes prior to my ordering. Lets be clear, its different times – tonight was 10:15pm. A few [...]
The brownouts have gotten bad lately, now its not even scheduled stuff. Every day, the electricity has gone out before sunrise and stayed of for a number of hours. Normally coming back on around noon, then out again for a few hours. Several days ago, it went out at 5am and came back on at [...]
I dunno, I was doing just fine last night, up late till about 02:30 (as usual) then outta no-where, there was the urge to discharge a gloriously hearty fountain of vodka, cranberry juice, and ravioli. It was a beautiful sight! I cold hear the growl of a pirates lost soul. Graalfwlfwl!!!!!!!!!!
I was drinking just enough [...]
I spent most of yesterday making a pot of beans. Soaked overnight and slow cooked all day with my secret seasonings and certain veggies (which aint easy to find here). oh man, it was a nice day so the windows were open, people stopping by to ask what smelled so good.
Somehow, I got fairly drunk [...]
Stop saying that Pakistanis are peace-loving people and that the violence is “unrest” and being done by “separatists”… bullshit.
When a quarter million people protest in the streets for the death of every civilian of another country…. guess what – that means that the PEOPLE are a hateful murderous population, not the government or separatists or [...]
Ok… OK….. Ok…. this is simply retarded. This is an open admission of “Hello world, we dont have any standards of sanitation, food quality, or even product tracking – but rest assured, we’re pretty good at cross contamination!”
There is a list of ingredients on a package of Knorr Cream of Corn soup powder; it has [...]
Wifey is a title.
It’s the title of a barely-cognizant mobile sack of biomass. A repository of carbon compounds being deprived of the opertunity to express usefulness in forms such as diamonds, trees, oil, or spermicidal lube.
This is Wifey.
She told me her age was 19, I believed it. I was drunk… it wasn’t until a few [...]
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