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Went out with some friends and Chad took  pics with me and a tequila bottle – don’t remember it. Summer Place was in there somehow. I do remember a girl sticking her daisy-dukes in my face at Bom Boms. Made a 2,000 peso order for tacos at Jammers and being about 300p short, handed the [...]

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April

Boracay's Algae Bloom 2009

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Its been a long bloom this year, and thicker than anyone can remember. Not only are the sea urchin counts sky-high, but the Crown of Thorn starfish is likely to bloom as well. These are cellphone pics so don’t use the PicLens or slideshow option, just click the first one and navigate from there.

23
April

Some notes below this. The oil and fat tested came from the grease wastes of meat-processing plants and food servers here and in Boracay. ASU President Dr. Benny Palma said the research conducted by the Philippine Council for Agriculture, Forestry and Natural Resources Research and Development of the Department of Science and Technology (DOST) showed [...]

23
April

Charles Manson done lost his mind

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Yes Charles, thats how I feel…. (warning… the volume starts loud. adjust it down at least halfway before starting)

In a single statement, they report knowing enough about prostitutes on Boracay that none are foreign, but also saying they’ve not arrested all of them. “The Boracay Special Tourists Police Office (BSTPO) has not received any official report of the existence of foreign sex workers in the resort island. The Boracay PNP has already charged [...]

21
April

F'ing Unicorns

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I ran across this guys site – dude failed his last 10 cat scans. So in his honor of coming up with the bizarrest shit I’ve seen in many years, I’m gonna steal his junk. with credit of course: http://unicornwolflazersfuckyou.tumblr.com/ (the actual site name) haha, good stuff.

18
April

Middle Eastern men create a natural sex-toy: introducing cloned goats from Iran! By now, pretty much everyone has seen those videos of Middle Eastern men in Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, etc…  having sex with animals while getting recorded thru the targeting system of an American weapon system. The Taliban was always rooting the goats while Iraqis [...]

18
April

I like television. Really, I do. I don’t know why this seems odd to people; they ask why I like here and stay inside all day watching TV. Its simple: don’t have to be in the oppressive humidity of outside, don’t have to wear pants, start drinking in the morning w/o alcoholic gossip – I [...]

11
April

Island Munchies

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I swear, this has gotta beat a 3am stoned munchie moment, alcohol fueled: whole-wheat bread loaf, gotta slice it miracle whip mustard frozen mixed veggie pieces that never cooked to softness Tuna in oil… really greasy, nasty, oily vegetable oil. As in lube your intestines type oil. (Century Tuna) oregano salt pepper over-sweetened (almost nasty) [...]

09
April

. Howie Severino (GMA News) was doing a documentary on endangered birds called Bye Bye Birdie. Amazingly, they found and filmed a female Turnix worcesteri, the first such pictures/vid of a living specimen in history! Thought to have been extinct, little known information on record, globally isolated only to Luzon….. it was sold the next [...]

*****UPDATE****** To whom it may concern, thanks for the crank-call delivery order from da’Marios. (proof they know me well already, hehe) That 450 pesos that Boracay Tourist Center turned down? I got it done and sent registered mail at the post for 300p. whoops, your bad. Even the longtime postmaster was like ‘huh, why wouldn’t [...]

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/155286/Arroyo-orders-Boracay-cleared-of-moss             MANILA, Philippines — President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo wants Boracay Island cleared of moss that gathered on the island-resort’s waters.The President gave the order after hosting visiting Papua New Guinea Prime Minister Michael Somare there last weekend, during which she noticed moss encroaching into the shoreline, a report of online news site Visayan Daily Star [...]

02
April

Anyone have any good ideas to get away from this place?  I’m still thinking somewhere tropical since its the best diving and cheap living conditions. I think I’ll go back to looking at Belize.

01
April

Now I'm pissed off

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But now I’m pissed off. Something simple and small. On ScubaBoard, someone did another of those retarded if you dont like it, then get out comments after I mentioned how white people get charged more for everything here…. which is  true in every corner of this country that I’ve visited. I know its useless for [...]