Ever get home and realize you left part of your groceries at the store? Its on the receipt but not on the counter. You search the bags and all over the fridge. Even the closet got an inspection, (you never know). In the car? Nope, don’t see em. But I’m remembering back to the store.. [...]
All I went for was a box of wine. Came home with:. jar of pickle slices dijon mustard gatorade powder chocolate milk, half gallon 2 frozen dinners bag of Totinos frozen pizza rolls 8-pack box of Yoplait yougert Vitamin E bottle roll of masking tape deoderant manicure scissors 2 feet of deli sandwich 20 pcs [...]
To the girl at Tom Thumb that smiled, asked if I had a club card, then gave me the discounts anyway when I said no, and smiled at me some more….. it’s ok that you want me. I want you too.
Its called Astroturfing. Making fake reviews online such as spontanious reviews, endorsements, grassroots acknowledgment, etc… all being directed from the provider themselves. Now, its illegal. A cosmetic surgery company who posted fake reviews of their services on various websites, will have to pay $300,000 to the state of New York. Cuomo’s office says this is [...]
I’m safely past immigration and wont give any details until I’m out of the country. Hardly any planes taking off today although everyting looked fairly booked…. mightnhave soemthing to do with the rain and thick smog. Dear assholes, would you please stop chain smoking at 06:30 am in the lounge? I dont even feel like [...]
Excuse me? What the godamn fuck? $90,000 for eco-whistle blowing? There has NEVER fucking been an American paid a godamn dime for doing this, that’s because if we don’t report it, we go to motherfucking jail!. Why the holy fuck are we paying others? July 10, 2009: A statement by the US Embassy in Manila said [...]
Leaving Boracay was a pain that started with some east-euro guy asking if I was leaving – yea, I don’t mind pausing my trudge uphill with luggage in the oppressive heat to stop and have a chat. Next was the resident/non fees. I’m just about sick that people keep telling me “just tell them you’re [...]
Yup, first time in the US since 2004. Woke up around midnight-30 and slowly packing, hopefully ready for departure around noonish – the place I’m staying has mixed comments about having an internet cafe’- versus having wi-fi, so I’m not sure how connected I’ll be – and you know I get all wiggy without my [...]
No kidding, I found the devil. His earthly name is Viktor Mirosiichenko, hes 34, and runs a loan-sharking business in Latvia that doesn’t require an ID, only wants your first name, and you sign an agreement where the only collateral is your soul… for loans up to 250 Lats ($500 USD). He even carries them [...]
So I’m looking on Amazons Health & Wellness page and right in there with the vitamins…. are DVD listings for Michael Jacksons concert DVD’s. Um, yea… the worlds wealthiest freak…. health and wellness… ohhhhkaaaay. I have this Skittles pack that’s supposedly made in the USA, not a local packager. Someone failed at using a calculator. [...]
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