The weather has been cool, dark, and windy which is just perfect for me! manila got stomped in the storm and everyone (including the President) keeps calling it a typhoon although it never once reached those wind speeds to rise from a tropical storm classification. But rain? Oh yea, it dumped the most ever recorded [...]
Playing music on your cell phone, out loud and not using an earpiece, is completely retardedly stupid. If you do this, then I hereby declare you an idiot with the intelligence of a tic-tac. It’s publicly annoying for others and stupid on your behalf. You can barely understand which song it is. It doesn’t make [...]
Tropical Storm Ketsana came ripping through here and dumped THE record for rainfall in Manila. Its the most on record, apparently but then again no-one bothered recording it until Americans came. On Boracay, it was a lot of crazy winds and rain bursts. There were groups all over station 3 from the cave to the station-house, [...]
Ten years ago, I was in the Army and full of benefits. At year 10, they pretty much tell you to screw off and don’t call again so this was a good opportunity to have a personal celebration day. Around noon, I realized what day it was and headed down to sip-n-grip some purple drank! [...]
This Filipino dude is good considering how overdone this meme is. I kept watching it. Check out that rat-tail hair under his left ear. It is a dude, right?
I remember being in the dive shop yesterday… almost. Chatting with Hing or Hai, or whatever her hot ass is called…. I had cordon bleau…. bought a condo (<–???)…… wait, hold the fuck on. Its now 4:30 the next day and I never woke up. I got up to night, then this morning. Did I [...]
Finally made it home to Boracay and dysentary. I’d forgotten the water here, even tooth-brushing and showering, is pretty contaminated. Well, I didn’t forget, just kinda assumed it wouldnt be hard on me as if aclimetized like before. I cope with large amounts of Tanduay rum and take-out food. And mangos, loves me some mangos. [...]
Leaving Hostel 1632, I had forgotten, is a pain in the ass. You can spend hundreds of dollars there and they make you wait to check-out while they count the towels, mini bar, furniture, and ashtrays… it’s slow. And just like last time, they tried padding the minibar bill with items I didn’t use (and [...]
Coming into Manila was uneventful except I forgot the first visa (28 days) is free and the immigration officer (in military uniform) was shocked when I tried handing him some cash. Oops, my bad! Stayed at Hostel 1632 next to Robinsons Mall in Ermita and the first room was ghetto as hell. I mean a [...]
The Korean Air flight from Stateside was interesting as I had been awake for 45 hours, was having trouble thinking straight, body aches – then a Korean girl (late 20′s) starts flipping out. She complained of stomach pain but couldn’t describe it, then looked confused, tired, tried wandering around. They isolated her to the back, [...]
The trip started rather well, plenty of time with everything going smoothly & on time. One thing that put me off was in the DFW terminal (Dallas Ft Worth) which is insanely huge. Loved it but c’mon, $8.00 for a tuna sandwich? There were Border Control guards at the loading ramp of Korean Airlines… AFTER [...]
Bunch of foreigners getting killed in the Philippines, and these are just the ones that got away. This was back in July and somehow I missed it. http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=484134&publicationSubCategoryId=65 Of the 38 foreigners, there were nine Indians, six Americans, five Koreans, four Bristish, three Germans, two Australians, two Canadians, and one each from Japan, the Netherlands, [...]
I’m posting this due to personal experience; the people answering the emergency line on Boracay said they didn’t test for H1N1, suggested I go to Kalibo, and hung up on me 3 times. DOH- H1N1 primary numbers: (+63-2) 711-1001/02 … (+63) 915-772-5621 … (+63) 921-592-2361 … (+63) 929-173-4806 Bureau of Quarantine: (+63-2) 832-2929 http://www.doh.gov.ph/h1n1 Boracay Island [...]
Global Warming has apparently changed the laws of physics in microwavable junk-food. The first line of directions for cooking a cup of microwavable EasyMac (Kraft©) says: REMOVE lid and Cheese Sauce Mix; set aside. (Note: You will see loose white powder in Pasta. This is necessary for proper cooking.) I’m a bit worried about the [...]
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