Nivea, the German maker of well known skin care products, apparently thinks its customers in South East Asia are idiots. Not that I can blame them. This tube is called Deep Pore Cleansing Foam, yet on the back label, the biggest lettering says DOES NOT CLOG PORES. If your targeted customers are too stupid to [...]
So my good buddy McCaw hails from Irish blood and is the only person I've met that can consistently drink as much as myself, day after day. He's been sitting in Manila for a while and kept talking about having the maid fix him tacos during drunken episodes. One day he makes drunk-food for lack [...]
Earlier this year and during the year before there was a good deal of firearm violations involving larger property owners hiring off-duty security guys to go shoot-em-up over land ownership disputes, property line disputes, and once just for the hell of it at an elementary school. Although local media misrepresented it with stories about no tourists [...]
Got a root canal and it was 3 hours long but man, it felt awesome afterwards. Next day it hurt, and more each day until I noticed the filling reconstruction sloping off like a miniature landslide. So theres a headache constantly. Doesn't help that I've had stomach issues with some nasty bug and nausea. Tried [...]
So I've been getting tons of spam attempts on the comments here since changing over and although its a Russian email address, the IP comes from Moldova and they're constantly using American and UK Universities public forums for attempting the forced trackbacks. Looking at those college boards all I can say is – wow- that's some [...]
Ordered some Cocomangas pizza about 1:30 am and I swear it’s the best thing I’ve tasted in months! Delivery dude was fast so it was piping hot all the way to this opposite end of the isle. Also ordered some cheese sticks and fried calamaris but first things first… grab a slice of pie. —— [...]
It’s gotta be Island Karma coming my way because I put up with so much scamming – and finally, things are falling into place. A nice warm fuzzy. It seems I ripped the zipper off my shorts a few nights ago and only hope that was after getting home. Upon waking, I remembered finding that [...]
Went out last night and don’t recall just a whole lot but apparently I had a good time if this mornings hangover is any testament. It seems I got home before 11pm and bought three days worth of takeout from Big Mouth. I remember getting up early and drinking. At some point I was at [...]
It’s dreams like this that keep my comfortably contiguous to sanity… almost. I’m sure I’ll regret posting this some day when applying for security clearance to NASA’s anal probing moon base…. but here goes: I’m in the middle east, jordan or Isreal I think. High up on a ihllside in a chateau and its nice. [...]
Thats right, today is MY day. C’mon over and gobble some cock! If some bitches and they’re weakling apologist male friends can declare a Cervical Cancer Awareness Month, then I’m also making you aware of my pole in need of being smoked. Who gives a shit about cervical cancer? Oh I know… people WITH it. [...]
Heres my new buddy at Cocolocos, a tiny gecko that comes out every now and then for a bite or a water drop.
After eating nothing but pure red meat for two days solid and drinking a couple liters of rum, we arrive at some ‘me time’ in the bathroom during another brownout. Just as the task at hand was becoming violent, I looked up to see this. OMG did things end badly in an instant. Use the [...]
I’m coining a new term: “Personal Speedo”. This is the item or activity thats socially unacceptable, like fat, hairy men in speedos. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Karaoke is another example. If you’re not out drunk with a group of friends… please keep your mouth shut because theres maybe 10 people alive in this country [...]
Finally, I finished this shit. Migrating bit by bit. The gallery turned out to be easy with about 10 minutes of messing with SQL but oddly enough, the makers of that plugin have nothing to offer in the way of this kind of common migration. Fuckers. The other content took a while… most of the day [...]
True to my word, I killed the blog and fucked it up this time is a second rip… using some sketchy sql commands and original coding. I’m gonna try a stable theme just to start out and get a baseline reading. Then the perl goes in, next is sql mod. Exporting these tables as a [...]
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