I don’t wish for much in life aside from world domination, booze, and Wild Berry Skittles but I’m confident this would not be my preferred obituary headline. Of course, this comes courtesy of the DOM himself.
Edit: I’ve noticed in the feed that Google Adsense decided this as obscene and stripped the advert from the RSS [...]
So I’m sitting here thinking about how the internet connection has sucked for the past month and cruise over to Smart’s website and get details about their base-station wireless. It loads….. and loads… and loads… damnit, finish loading the flash animation!
Then it dawned on me that I was already on a Smart Wireless Broadband connection [...]
I found a sleeping greatness of a dish at CocoLocos, the vegetable omelette. It’s always been on the menu, hiding in plain sight. A hearty handfull of fresh veggie mix that’s par-cooked separately then introduced to a seasoned egg omelette wrap for a finishing cook and served with toast and quality condiments. Sounds simple…. but [...]
Many of us watch the Discovery Channel show called Whale Wars and think: c’mon! If I can’t declare war on the indiginous peace loving society of the middle east, then how do you get away with calling this ‘research harvesting’?
More to the point, have they researched the flavor of whale wrapped in succulent strips of [...]
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Silly skinny hippies can’t make up their minds if I’m good or bad for the planet … Fuck em’, someone hand me a nuke and I’ll clarify my position.
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering [...]
Christmas season on Boracay is about the same as any marketing driven area. Theres lots of events but only advirtised to the tragically hip or business owners.
We have the interesting assortment of holiday decorations in the resorts such as small potted mango trees as Christmas trees and light strings hung all over as well as [...]
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“Sorry, we are closed for delivery”
–what time do you close for delivery?
“two a.m., sir”
– what time is it now?
“twelve twenty five, sir”
– can I get an order for delivery?
“sorry sir, we are closed for delivery”
I can see it in every face that I pass….
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