A guy lost on Boracay

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2 cοcks found beside mans body

I don’t wish for much in life aside from world domination, booze, and Wild Berry Skittles but I’m confident this would not be my preferred obituary headline. Of course, this comes courtesy of the DOM himself.

Edit: I’ve noticed in the feed that Google Adsense decided this as obscene and stripped the advert from the RSS feed.

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   Hugo First.

   How big were these cocks and were they black or white ?

   We should be told !

   Jan 2, 2010 at 8:05 AM

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   JD

   Don’t you still have the article clipping? I couldn’t sharpen the pic any better.

   Jan 6, 2010 at 12:08 AM

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   Hugo First.

   Sadly , I only have a snap of the headline taken on my cellphone . I am certain that The Manila Bulletin would be happy to furnish you with a copy of the article on request .

   I saw you walking along the beach yesterday and noticed that you have the same trouble with your trousers that I do .

   Try an industrial tar based lubricant for relief .

   Yesterday I went to HV Trading and tried to buy a can of 3 in 1 oil. After 30 minutes of futile searching they announced that they did’nt stock it but would I accept a can of 4 in 1 oil !

   Invest in nothing but a bar fine and grow nothing but old and cynical.

   I bought a bottle of Filipino aftershave last week.

   It is called ” Come to Me ”

   Does it smell like come to you ?

   Incidentally , those penile extension tablets you asked me to get you have arrived .

   Should I bring them to your garret or just drop them off with the waitress at Coco Loco ?

   Jan 6, 2010 at 8:13 AM

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