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<title>Homelessdiver - Forums</title>
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<description>RavenNuke(tm) Powered Site...sorta</description>
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<dc:date>2008-08-07T13:23:25-07:00</dc:date>

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<title>hotels, restos, numbers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Travelers Inn - Makati

Yes, they took my Mastercard issued in the USA but they refuse to take any kind of personal checks.

Ok, heres the dope on this place....

Its laid out in a small apartment type scheme...at least the average room is. (there's 1 room per floor that's rather large, they don't advertise these so they're probably really long term residences.) 

You walk into a small living/dining room with a couch, glass top table and some chairs. kitchenette with a hotplate, full fri]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Philippines - non Boracay stuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-07-31T07:55:59-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by JD</dc:creator></item>
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<title>School Locked Down After 'Ninja' Sighted in Woods</title>
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<description><![CDATA[School Locked Down After 'Ninja' Sighted in Woods  


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080625/D91H9BIO3.html


BARNEGAT, N.J. (AP) - It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a cost]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-27T18:11:24-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Driver Arrested After Speeding 22 Times in 45 Days</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Driver Arrested After Speeding 22 Times in 45 Days


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080626/D91HG9180.html


PHOENIX (AP) - A Nevada woman has been arrested after photo enforcement cameras on a Phoenix freeway captured her behind the wheel of a car speeding 22 times in a 45-day span, authorities said.

The woman, 24, was arrested by Arizona Department of Public Safety officers on suspicion of criminal speeding, reckless driving and endangerment.

During a 45-day period starting in Ma]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-27T18:10:28-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>$40,000 Painting Left at Goodwill</title>
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<description><![CDATA[$40,000 Painting Left at Goodwill


http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/arts/bal-te.to.goodwill25jun25,0,5888229.story


Had it not been for the discerning eyes of Goodwill store employees, the research skills of the store manager and the help of a few art historians, the Parisian street scene painted by Impressionist Edouard-Leon Cortes might well be hanging today in a college dorm room, over a bed in some cheap Highway 50 motel, or on the faux wood-paneled walls of an Eastern Shore]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-27T18:09:38-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Man Faces Charges in Assault with Chicken</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Man Faces Charges in Assault with Chicken

http://blog.mlive.com/citpat/2008/06/man_faces_charges_in_assault_w.html


An Ypsilanti man is accused of stabbing his mother in the back with a dinner fork and clubbing another woman over the head with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.

Frederick McKaney, 40, also faces a charge of resisting Jackson police officers who responded to a reported assault on Woodbridge Street late Monday night.


&#34;He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-27T18:07:31-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Military nabs kidnap suspect in Jolo</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Military nabs kidnap suspect in Jolo


http://www.gmanews.tv/story/103544/Military-nabs-kidnap-suspect-in-Jolo



MANILA, Philippines - A Marine intelligence unit has captured an Abu Sayyaf member near Jolo airport in Sulu province, a military official said Thursday.

The captured militant who has a P150,000 bounty, was identified as Jul Akram Hadjail, alias Dodong.

Maj. Eugene Batara, Jr, spokesman of the Western Mindanao Command, said the suspected bandit might have been part of th]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Philippines - non Boracay stuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-26T18:35:33-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Man Struck by Lightning on Birthday</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Man Struck by Lightning on Birthday


http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/06/23/Man_struck_by_lightning_on_birthday/UPI-37461214234781/


COHASSET, Mass., June 23 (UPI) -- A Massachusetts man's wife said she plans to watch weather forecasts more closely after her husband was struck by lightning on his birthday.

Scott O'Day, 49, of Cohasset, Mass., was taking a stroll with his wife and pet dogs on his 49th birthday when they began to hear thunder, WCVB-TV, Boston reported Sunday.

The cou]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-24T00:47:36-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Man Accused of Firing Crossbow at Neighbor (JD?)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Man Accused of Firing Crossbow at Neighbor


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080623/D91FVSS00.html


LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) - Lincoln police arrest a 49-year-old man accused of firing a crossbow at his neighbor. Officer Katie Flood said the man got into an argument with his 25-year-old neighbor about the breed of the neighbor's dog Saturday evening. The owner said the dog was a pit bull, but older man said it was a Labrador.

After the argument, police say the older man went into his apart]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-24T00:46:37-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>God Accused of Selling Cocaine Near Church</title>
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<description><![CDATA[God Accused of Selling Cocaine Near Church 


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080623/D91FVRB80.html


TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine. Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

Jail records show Howa]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-24T00:45:20-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Man charged with DUI with a wheelchair!</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Man 'drunk in charge of wheelchair'


http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23907003-5001028,00.html?from=public_rss


MOTORISTS had to swerve to avoid a man asleep at the controls of a motorised wheelchair on a north Queensland highway.

Police who breath-tested him allegedly found him to be six times the legal blood alcohol limit.

Police found the 64-year-old man asleep in his wheelchair in a turning lane on the Captain Cook Highway at Stratford north of Cairns on Frid]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-23T15:07:04-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Tire-less driver arrested for DUI</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Tire-less driver not spared arrest


http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080621/NEWS/806210327/-1/NEWS01


WEST YARMOUTH — A man was arrested on a drunken driving charge after he drove home without one of his front wheels.

William Fenton, 52, was picked up after police traced gouge marks from his car along a half dozen local roads. Fenton allegedly made the marks by traveling the distance on one of the rims of his green 2000 Cadillac Seville.

At about 1:40 a.m.,]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-23T15:05:00-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Man Sheds 80 Pounds Eating at McDonald's (MY HERO!)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Man Sheds 80 Pounds Eating at McDonald's


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080620/D91DVDV86.html


QUINTON, Va. (AP) - A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald's. Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.

Chris Coleson tipped the scales at 278 pounds in December. The 5-foot-8 Coleson now weighs 199 pounds and his waist size has dropped from 50 to 36.

The 42-year]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-20T18:48:30-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Man Tries to Fuel Up for Pennies -- $10 Worth</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Man Tries to Fuel Up for Pennies -- $10 Worth


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080620/D91DVELG2.html


DENVER (AP) - Talk about squeezing every penny at the gas pump.

Denver police say clerks at a gas station had a run-in with a man who insisted on paying for his fuel with $10 in pennies on Thursday.

The clerks said they were too busy with other customers and vendors making deliveries to accept the sackful of cents. They said the man was insistent and became offensive, so they cal]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-20T18:47:33-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Parolee Takes Stolen Car to Parole Office</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Parolee Takes Stolen Car to Parole Office


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080619/D91DDB1G0.html


PINE BLUFF, Ark. (AP) - Marcus George complied with the law when he reported to a parole officer shortly after his release from prison. Police said he erred, however, when he drove to the meeting in a stolen car.

George, 20, was released on parole last week after serving time on burglary and theft convictions.

Prosecutor Nicole Pugh said George and a friend went to a Pine Bluff deale]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-20T18:46:35-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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<title>Jackals, Lizards, Raptors Delay Flights in India</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jackals, Lizards, Raptors Delay Flights in India


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080617/D91C0RL03.html


NEW DELHI (AP) - Jackals, monitor lizards and raptors descended on a runway at New Delhi's main airport after heavy rains Monday, delaying flights, an airport official said.

The animals were looking to dry off and warm up after the first monsoon rains hit India's capital, and their appearance on the runway forced authorities to stop planes from taking off and landing for about an]]></description>
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<dc:subject>offbeat & humor</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-19T18:23:01-07:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by McCawFF</dc:creator></item>
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