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According to one home-remedy website, mango’s can prevent pregnancy [?]. It did seem a little folksy yet accurate sounding for the most part – until I found this:

Its use half an hour before conjugal union gives a virgin[-]feeling and acts as a safe contraceptive. This has been tried many times with gratifying results.

Lets weigh the facts:

Mango’s cost more than condoms.
Condoms sold in the Philippines are small, mango’s are average.
Mango slices are slippery, local condoms are not.
Local condoms break, mango’s take a knife.
Mango’s are sweet and tasty – no clue about the condoms, ask my friend, DOM (Dirty Old Man).
Condoms fit in your pocket, mango’s… um.. that’s not a mango in my pocket.
Mango’s are pleasing to look at regardless if they’re still whole or taken apart…. condoms look like calamari and sour milk.
While condoms make good barriers, try stuffing a mango in there and I guarantee no-ones getting pregnant.

They might be on to something - mango’s might be a better contraceptive after all.

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   jourdan gaviola

   aahaha.. is this really true and effective and safe? how should it be done?

   Jul 6, 2010 at 9:18 AM

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     admin

     Yea, sure it works. Eating mangos before sex prevents pregnancy. It’s the cornerstone of the new sex-education courses.

     you must be a nurse.

     Jul 6, 2010 at 10:44 AM

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