A guy lost on Boracay

Went out with some friends and Chad took  pics with me and a tequila bottle – don’t remember it. Summer Place was in there somehow. I do remember a girl sticking her daisy-dukes in my face at Bom Boms.

Made a 2,000 peso order for tacos at Jammers and being about 300p short, handed the money over then took a motorcycle home for more cash, forgot about Jammers and went straight to Cocomangas. Several people said I was at Gilly’s around 3:30^am dancing with the girls from Tony’s Loon Sunset Bar and buying tequila for everyone… which would explain where all my cash went.

I have no memory of getting home but the bed was filled with sand, a pile of salt on the floor, the aluminum baseball bat was in the bed (wtf?), a huge bag of Andoks with about 30 pieces fried chicken, 5 pork chops, and a huge chunk of liempo (pork belly)… sitting on the nightstand. Crumbs all over the floor and a plate of bones. Two empty bottles of rum; the remote control had been thrown against the wall till it popped apart. When I left, that large spike was in my eyebrow…. now there’s a small barbell.

And a chicken wing… you know the tip of a chicken wing, the pointy part nobody eats? Yea… well, there was one stuck to the wall. I felt too bad to  get up and mess with it – woke up a few hours later, it was gone.

And what can possibly top all that?  The all day/night brownout  for the hangover!

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   Chad

   Shit dude, I am finally recovering back in Iraq. Gotta go back to work to get some rest. Jesus Christ!

   May 3, 2009 at 11:16 PM

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   angelofdeathisme

   daisy duke on ya face made me ROFL
   good u are drunken
   some things never change

   Apr 28, 2009 at 9:40 PM

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3. 

   mccawff

   now that looks and sounds like a hell of a night. Not surprised he didn’t move for a few days LOL

   Apr 28, 2009 at 9:00 PM

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   Chad

   It was nice to be back for a few days. I haven’t seen you in days since that night. Are you still alive? BTW – I fly off the island tomorrow.

   Apr 28, 2009 at 3:28 PM

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