A guy lost on Boracay

Ever get home and realize you left part of your groceries at the store? Its on the receipt but not on the counter. You search the bags and all over the fridge. Even the closet got an inspection, (you never know). In the car? Nope, don’t see em. But I’m remembering back to the store.. yea, box of wine, 2 packs of batteries, 2 frozen dinners, and pizza rolls. That’s one box and one plastic bag; where the hell could they have gone?!?

Today, for some reason, I looked under the drivers seat and immediately felt stupid for doing so… but hold on, whats this? Its a soft bag of Totinos pizza rolls crammed far under the drivers seat. And being over 100 degrees Fahrenheit, they’re partially cooked as well.

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1. 

   Rod

   Nope! Just kidding…..

   Aug 4, 2009 at 7:04 AM

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2. 

   Chad

   Rod – was that a serious question?

   And who knows what else was on the floor of that rental car in its history!

   Aug 3, 2009 at 12:48 PM

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   JD

   yup, and they cooked up a bit crispier than normally do in a micro.

   Jul 31, 2009 at 7:52 AM

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4. 

   Rod

   Did you eat em anyway?

   Jul 31, 2009 at 7:42 AM

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5. 

   JD

   …Totinos with a sprinklin’ of crack and smegma…

   Aug 3, 2009 at 9:45 PM

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