A guy lost on Boracay

Lyrica^® is a medication for treating chronic pain. Here’s some side affects according to their own site:

• may cause suicidal thoughts or actions in about 1 in 500 people
• swelling of your hands, legs and feet
• dizziness
• sleepiness
• blurry vision
• weight gain
• sleepiness
• trouble concentrating
• dry mouth
• feeling “high”

then there’s a whole list of stuff to not do while on it like walking, being a man (sperm fucked-up-edness), drink any booze, or cook food standing up.

Guess what’s better…. HEROIN! Yes, Good ole smack will give you all the benefits w/o the side effects– cept’ for the feeling high part.

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