A guy lost on Boracay

I now have two of the large Tokay geckos. I used to think it was just a huge mother but now know its a different breed that run around eating all the other smaller breeds of geckos, large bugs and… massive cock roached that are already poisoned to death. Yuppers, I think they’re eating these 2 inch dead roached that died from uber doses of that Baygon poison that’s so strong it makes even myself sick. Kills the huge roaches and spiders in a matter of seconds. But these geckos, they eat this toxic corpse and keep on truckin’.

Ya see, it was raining for almost two days last week and that drives these massive roaches inside thru the slatted windows, under doors and out of water drains. The hole in the drain grill is smaller than a pencil but they still manage to squeeze thru somehow. So I went around spraying all over and sure enough, a few hours later we had dead roaches all over; it looked like someone had unleashed muslim terrorism in the bug kingdom.

But the next morning, most of the corpses were gone. huh? A day later, I find these huge gecko turds and can easily identify it as whole-swollowed roach carcass.  I bet these bad ass lizards are kicking back doing shots of Baygon when I’m not looking.

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   mccawff

   That’s awesome. I hate those fucking massive roaches man. We used to get them in the apartment in AC.

   Aug 16, 2008 at 7:11 AM

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