This eurotrash bitch came up to me in Jammers and asked me to move so her group could sit at a nice large table in the middle. I refused so she asked the girl at the counter… who, to her safety, looked at me and walked to the back. I told this arrogant cunt just [...]
And for this weeks rounds of stupid text messages that cause aneurysms… im freezing her so cold,i need to boiled water to make shower… Whatever, who cares. Wifey starts talking about food and I mention that I’m eating fajitas. She’s so f*ing stupid, she thinks fajita is an evil religious-cult food. I dnt eat food,dat [...]
A few nights ago, I ate at Red Pirates for their Friday night all-u-can-eat buffet for 200 pesos, and that food was good! Tons and tons of BBQ skewers of beef and chicken (or was pork one of them?), some large grilled tilapia fish, a potato salad, a spinach/vinegar salad, a chef salad, rice, etc… [...]
I’m back in Manila after a long bus ride and its been raining this afternoon. I was hanging out with some local friends and finally broke down to eat with my fingers….something I swore I would never do. These people are just way too cool and fun to be around. Lunch was BBQ whole fish, [...]
I swear, I must have a new tapeworm because I’m friggin starving! No joke, I am hungry as hell and I NEVER get hungry. I like to eat….a lot. I enjoy it possibly more than sex. I mean, I reaaaaaly like to eat. I can eat a lot at a single sitting but don’t usually [...]
I don’t really remember when I started but it was around 04:30 when I woke up and left for Isla Baila, which is still closed for construction, which is OK because I had a tab there. So heck, now I’m just gonna have to bar-hop my way down the beach to all those tiny hotel [...]
Illness and food poisoning will not stop this meat-eater from getting some good chow. I finally hobbled my way to BudgetMart last night for some real food. Monterey Meats changed companies and phone numbers to “Carne Bora” , but not employees, so I couldn’t get anything delivered here. 21:30: I point at the huge hunk [...]
UPDATE: whoops, not everyone had power restored like I had said earlier. I went down to Red Pirates and sure enough, they were still without. Several bars/resorts along the southern end of White Beach didn’t have power still…guess I was lucky. As far as I can tell now, everyone seems to have it restored. Honestly, [...]
I should get paid for the amount of irresponsibility that exudes from my very essence. I was taking an easy day, so I thought. Nothing in the house that I cared to eat but I hadn’t been to the ATM in a while and 40 pesos wasn’t getting me anything near here. Buuuutttt, there is [...]
I’m not liking this headache-thing in the morning. Sober too. Well, crap. I just burned breakfast too. I was soaking some rice in simmering cream-of-shroom soup and my dumbass turned it on high instead of low. Burnt rice anyone? Damn, I was hoping to eat a bit and go back to sleep for the headache. [...]
This stores owner thought it was a good idea to talk poor about her customers in public, insinuating that they were so full of themselves, they would blow $175 on a burger just to show off to their friends. She further implies that her customers are assholes with financially poor friends. I don’t think I [...]
There’s something to be said about experiencing the local culinary delights and becoming a more worldly person. Theres also something to be said for getting fed up with crap and getting back to food you savor! Mexican food–think about it for a second—this was not the achievement of great cooking minds. This was the product [...]
I found this over on The Wily Filipino titled: On eating balut I don’t think I have ever seen a description of just how to do it before this. I kind of assumed they just cracked an egg and started munchin’. After all, it’s sold all over the beach here by roving vendors. Notice that [...]
Civilized business – no one in a gas station or market in the US will raise the price on you just because you’re a certain race. I really miss self-checkout in Wal-Marts. Its interesting how we consider the US to have some scummy people all over, but even in walmart, they let you scan your [...]
We go out drinking and the sweats start again. Realized no-one else was sweating and was tiring fast, so I left for some midnight Jammers….: 1 Monster Bacon Double Cheeseburger 3 ‘Meat’ Tacos ———————– 300 pesos It was still kinda early when I split. I waited at Jammers for some friends, but after a long [...]
I cant eat this stuff. I know a lot of people that have, and not a single foreigner I’ve talked to can say that it wasn’t a sickening experience for them. Oh well, different strokes for different folks. One guy listed that this was a “poor mans redbull” and that he loved the stuff (Manila [...]
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