This happened as we were getting pulled over by the Manila traffic dudes for supposedly running a red light. They were gonna shake the people down for a lot more but I guess it came down to 100 pesos when I stepped out of the truck. I was getting pissed and that’s when I felt [...]
Just a quick note. My leg looks like it was shot with a .22 pistol and got infected. Hell, it happened when I was 19 or 20, got shot with a .22 and didn’t know it till later. Now its infected and swollen but the Doc says it’ll be fine and to stop walking on [...]
I swear, I must have a new tapeworm because I’m friggin starving! No joke, I am hungry as hell and I NEVER get hungry. I like to eat….a lot. I enjoy it possibly more than sex. I mean, I reaaaaaly like to eat. I can eat a lot at a single sitting but don’t usually [...]
Illness and food poisoning will not stop this meat-eater from getting some good chow. I finally hobbled my way to BudgetMart last night for some real food. Monterey Meats changed companies and phone numbers to “Carne Bora” , but not employees, so I couldn’t get anything delivered here. 21:30: I point at the huge hunk [...]
Boracay has another victim – me. I have a massive blue/black bruise on my upper ass cheek, cuts on the wrist that look like a sorry attempt at suicide, heavy cloth cargo shorts with a cut in the back, a knot on my head…and I’m limping like a gimp in physical therapy. Spent all day [...]
Boracay has taken another victim – me. I found out why they wont choppity-chop the fallen banana palm on the walkway up to here. Because its still alive and has another month to go for the bananas to be ready. This banana tree has been lying there since the typhoon was over many days ago, [...]
“…the vessel carried 724 passengers, 111 crew members, and 26 sanitary aides.” What is a sanitary aide? Is it a health care professional or a janitor? And why the term ‘aide’, are they not actually qualified in this field? Who are they aiding, the crew members? That would make 111 supervisors for 26 staffers..on a [...]
Here are some lessons learned after Typhoon Fengshen (frank) Sugar ants can predict typhoons – the recent invasion completely disappeared the morning before the typhoon hit Boracay. They came back at the end of the last rain and are back in force. There is a guy claiming to be a former NASA engineer working as [...]
Honestly, my lack of a hobby drives me to drink. I have no job or gainful means of time occupation. Get bored. Drink. Party later. Sleep. Shower. Rinse. Repeat. Went for a massive swim yesterday past *station 4* cove. I say massive because I don’t have any fins and found myself trucking all over the [...]
No more messenger from me, people. Only 6 or less people have commented on here but a bunch hit me up on messenger about my comments..not sure why but whatever. To each, their own. Anyhoo, I start classes again today with the Univ of Phoenix so messenger will need to be cut to a minimum. [...]
Today, I finally got back in the water again! Whoo Hoo! I had taken my gear down to Blue Mango a few days ago to get it back in the rinse tanks and check it over… re-seasoning it I guess we could say. We had some really good friends come in the same day and [...]
Ya know, theres been so much drama this past week, I’m gonna turn off the SEO entry for this one. But sure enough, I’m still not going to list the details here. In the US, we call that “Pleading the 5th”. Or drinking a 5th….or something that somehow connects alcohol and legal issues….. Well, the [...]
We go out drinking and the sweats start again. Realized no-one else was sweating and was tiring fast, so I left for some midnight Jammers….: 1 Monster Bacon Double Cheeseburger 3 ‘Meat’ Tacos ———————– 300 pesos It was still kinda early when I split. I waited at Jammers for some friends, but after a long [...]
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