Red Pirates lost their boat, then found it on another island. I say it was stolen, they think it drifted (during storms that capsized a ferry again). I spent a week drinking myself stupid and eating so much Jammers that they take my orders over the phone and have it waiting for me around 3am. They even separate all the taco ingredients into containers so the shells don’t go all soggy— how cool is that?!?

Xmas was rough for me, I was up drinking for almost 48 hours and then got food poisoning just before I crashed. After puking and dry-heaving at 130am Xmas morning and coughing blood, my holiday meal was a salty bowl of ramen and half a can of tuna. Two days later and I was fit for drinking again!

A friend of mine came back for a visit and brought a pack of Jack Links beef jerky!  AHOOO!!!!!  Man, I miss this stuff. I have never seen beef jerky anywhere in the Philippines. This means I’ll have to drink before eating…its a beef jerky rule.