I’ve spent so little time drinking recently that the Universe sent its minions of mayhem to steer me on a wayward path of poor decision making.
The very day after Chad leaves, I started by having a single drink at home and visiting Blue Mango where I had two more drinks and a large quesedilla [...]
Ten years ago, I was in the Army and full of benefits. At year 10, they pretty much tell you to screw off and don’t call again so this was a good opportunity to have a personal celebration day.
Around noon, I realized what day it was and headed down to sip-n-grip some purple drank! a.k.a. [...]
Jesus F**king Christ – I have no memory of going to bed last night. Why are there dead bugs on the floor? Did I finish the movie? Whats with all the shredded tissue in the room? I have proper sandwich making stuff, when did I eat the pack of ham by itself? And checkout that [...]
The night started simply enough being alone with myself, but ended with obscene quantities of tequila and tacos. I don’t have a single picture: which is probably for the best. No need for evidence.
Was planing on doing some coding so I got some take-out from Cocolocos: sliced beef w/vegetables, sliced chicken in bamboo shoots, and [...]
Went out with some friends and Chad took pics with me and a tequila bottle – don’t remember it. Summer Place was in there somehow. I do remember a girl sticking her daisy-dukes in my face at Bom Boms.
Made a 2,000 peso order for tacos at Jammers and being about 300p short, handed the money [...]
(Edit: attempt #1 this week)
I swear, this has gotta beat a 3am stoned munchie moment, alcohol fueled:
whole-wheat bread loaf, gotta slice it
miracle whip
mustard
frozen mixed veggie pieces that never cooked to softness
Tuna in oil… really greasy, nasty, oily vegetable oil. As in lube your intestines type oil. (Century Tuna)
oregano
salt
pepper
over-sweetened (almost nasty) spaghetti sauce
hard boiled egg sliced [...]
I swear, this has gotta beat a 3am stoned munchie moment, alcohol fueled:
whole-wheat bread loaf, gotta slice it
miracle whip
mustard
frozen mixed veggie pieces that never cooked to softness
Tuna in oil… really greasy, nasty, oily vegetable oil. As in lube your intestines type oil. (Century Tuna)
oregano
salt
pepper
over-sweetened (almost nasty) spaghetti sauce
hard boiled egg sliced on the Y axis
it [...]
I dunno, I was doing just fine last night, up late till about 02:30 (as usual) then outta no-where, there was the urge to discharge a gloriously hearty fountain of vodka, cranberry juice, and ravioli. It was a beautiful sight! I cold hear the growl of a pirates lost soul. Graalfwlfwl!!!!!!!!!!
I was drinking just enough [...]
I’m punching this one out while I have the chance, (as well as recharging everything I own). We went out drinking the other night and hit up Juice Bar, Hey Jude, and Jammers. My bill at Juice Bar was about 500p which is normal for me, but at Hey Jude, everyone was buying me drinks! [...]
WTF! Seriously, wtf is going on with me getting a head-cold? At first I though it was a hang-over since I stayed up almost 24hr drinking myself stupid, but this fucking hurts. Neck, eyes, sinus, shoulder and head muscles, headache…. took a Sinutab and tried taking another one an hour later but my throat seems [...]
Does grape Gatorade ever go bad? You wouldn’t think so but apparently it does – see the title. It goes bad with a vengeance.
Woke up around 4pm. Hung out at Red Pirates for a while
B: B calls saying that him and M would be arriving in 30 minutes and I should stay….
me: well, you see [...]
I wasn’t planning on going out, didn’t even really feel like socializing. Several people told me a bout a birthday party at Red Pirates but I declined and went home for a few rum/cokes and quality time on the computer doing tax paperwork.
At some point, I decided to cook about a dozen hotdogs, those local [...]
This eurotrash bitch came up to me in Jammers and asked me to move so her group could sit at a nice large table in the middle. I refused so she asked the girl at the counter… who, to her safety, looked at me and walked to the back. I told this arrogant cunt just [...]
Brownout – massive one last night. Lasted from 8pm until around noon today. Sputtered to life a few times for moments. Electric company didn’t even know about it until people started calling them; then claimed a few hours later than nothing was wrong.
Weather on Boracay – The coolness finally broke and the sun came out [...]
I started nicely enough, but somehow ended with 2 pointy spiked barbell piercings in my eyebrows and 10 mysterious Jammers tacos eaten.
I was shooting billiards at CocoLocos with D. and eating calamaris. Good enough. Not really drinking much at this point, I think. Ended up with G. walking towards Charls Bar stopping a few times [...]
My refrigerator creates beer out of thin air! Twelve (12) extra bottles of San Mig Light materialized sometime during the past week.
I had only 2 crates delivered a week ago – the 1st time I’ve had SML in the room. Since you get a deposit for the bottles, I kept the 5 empties that people [...]
Red Pirates pub down near Station 3 has this wacko group of people claiming they own the beach in front of them. They came and put this crappy looking ‘alter’-like stand between 2 trees and actually chained it there.In the day they have craploads of nasty urchins laying about trying to sell food and trinkets [...]
It started simply enough at Cocolocos with Denis, then to Red Pirates where I saw Sally for the first time in months (still cool as hell and cute as it gets). Didn’t know it at the time but I stayed there until midnight before meeting up with Daniel and Remus at Juice Bar.
00:30 – Juice [...]
There was this guy that left today….lets call him Lance…mostly because that’s his name. Well, this happinin’ cool cat spent a good amount of time here for his vacation and decided to throw a going-away party for himself after a month of dutiful service on the island. I found out the night before but everyone [...]
I don’t really remember when I started but it was around 04:30 when I woke up and left for Isla Baila, which is still closed for construction, which is OK because I had a tab there. So heck, now I’m just gonna have to bar-hop my way down the beach to all those tiny hotel [...]
Boracay has another victim – me.
I have a massive blue/black bruise on my upper ass cheek, cuts on the wrist that look like a sorry attempt at suicide, heavy cloth cargo shorts with a cut in the back, a knot on my head…and I’m limping like a gimp in physical therapy. Spent all day yesterday [...]
Here are some lessons learned after Typhoon Fengshen (frank)
Sugar ants can predict typhoons – the recent invasion completely disappeared the morning before the typhoon hit Boracay. They came back at the end of the last rain and are back in force.
There is a guy claiming to be a former NASA engineer working as night-shift manager [...]
Check out the inner wall of the eye on Typhoon Fengshen (Frank)! This joker came right next to us that night my drunk ass was walking around the island! You can see the eye open up right at its peak intensity next to Boracay.
Credit for the animation goes to typhoon2000.com
UPDATE: whoops, not everyone had power restored like I had said earlier. I went down to Red Pirates and sure enough, they were still without. Several bars/resorts along the southern end of White Beach didn’t have power still…guess I was lucky. As far as I can tell now, everyone seems to have it restored. [...]
AaaaHooo!!!!
5 Days now the power has been out on Boracay. The typhoon “Frank” (I know) came in as a mild warning on Friday…nothing special expected here and was supposed to peak around 2pm that day.
Whoops.
I have too much cleaning up to do now that the power and water are back on so I’ll post the [...]
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