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Silly skinny hippies can’t make up their minds if I’m good or bad for the planet … Fuck em’, someone hand me a nuke and I’ll clarify my position.
According to one home-remedy website, mango’s can prevent pregnancy [?]. It did seem a little folksy yet accurate sounding for the most part – until I found this:
Its use half an hour before conjugal union gives a virgin[-]feeling and acts as a safe contraceptive. This has been tried many times with gratifying results.
Lets weigh the facts:
Mango’s cost more than [...]
Claude Bax be him.
So my good buddy McCaw hails from Irish blood and is the only person I've met that can consistently drink as much as myself, day after day. He's been sitting in Manila for a while and kept talking about having the maid fix him tacos during drunken episodes. One day he makes drunk-food for lack [...]
Playing music on your cell phone, out loud and not using an earpiece, is completely retardedly stupid. If you do this, then I hereby declare you an idiot with the intelligence of a tic-tac. It’s publicly annoying for others and stupid on your behalf. You can barely understand which song it is. It doesn’t make [...]
This Filipino dude is good considering how overdone this meme is. I kept watching it. Check out that rat-tail hair under his left ear. It is a dude, right?
Global Warming has apparently changed the laws of physics in microwavable junk-food. The first line of directions for cooking a cup of microwavable EasyMac (Kraft©) says:
REMOVE lid and Cheese Sauce Mix; set aside. (Note: You will see loose white powder in Pasta. This is necessary for proper cooking.)
I’m a bit worried about the necessary white [...]
I have never had sex with a woman that looks like a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader or any given huge-tittied BayWatch looking girl, don’t think I’d like to either. I’m not syaying I’d kick em’ out of bed, but if I found $1,000 in the street, I wouldn’t spend it on a whore looking like that. [...]
Ever thought about attending a ‘cosmotology’ school or any trailer trash place to learn ‘application theory’, ‘nail technology’, or ‘reflexology or anything related to massage therapy.
Done that? —— dumb-ass. Massage therapy is not a therapy, its a godamn massage and you were too stupid to figure that out. Anything else is called Physical Therapy, and is a [...]
To the girl at Tom Thumb that smiled, asked if I had a club card, then gave me the discounts anyway when I said no, and smiled at me some more….. it’s ok that you want me. I want you too.
No kidding, I found the devil. His earthly name is Viktor Mirosiichenko, hes 34, and runs a loan-sharking business in Latvia that doesn’t require an ID, only wants your first name, and you sign an agreement where the only collateral is your soul… for loans up to 250 Lats ($500 USD). He even carries them [...]
So I’m looking on Amazons Health & Wellness page and right in there with the vitamins…. are DVD listings for Michael Jacksons concert DVD’s. Um, yea… the worlds wealthiest freak…. health and wellness… ohhhhkaaaay.
I have this Skittles pack that’s supposedly made in the USA, not a local packager. Someone failed at using a calculator.
Calories: 13% [...]
Sometimes, you just get distracted on a familiar dive and end up following the group, not giving a damn whats around you. It’s easy to do when you’re weightless. I remembered this picture and tried thinking of a good caption for it….. yup, that’s my random thoughts.
The single most annoying part of diving has got to be the buddy system. How can you enjoy diving if you’re constantly checking on your buddy and staying close, never stopping when you want or having to stop when they do? Really, I dislike it. I want to go look over there, or around here, [...]
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Anyone have any good ideas to get away from this place? I’m still thinking somewhere tropical since its the best diving and cheap living conditions. I think I’ll go back to looking at Belize.
To tell the truth, I’m not really bored. Just trying to put off doing things that I need to do and my back feels better laying on the bed with my laptop rather than sitting or standing while doing the same procrastination.The others would have me watching TV and shifting about the room, but this [...]
You know whats awesome? Watching techno rap house music on the Indian music channel.
29 dude: i saw an ant
45 >hearse<: one of those tiny ones
55 dude: sure
7:04 >hearse<: cool—
30 8:02 dude: my finger nukles look like a whores hatchet wound
31 41:09 dude: im kinda…… at the moment. i have shadows.
41:20 >hearse<: fucked up?
41:25 dude: i have chat
41:34 dude: iiiiiii
41:36 >hearse<: you haz chatz?
41:50 dude: i
32 42:36 >hearse<: fuck [...]
So I found this hippy article about using vinegar and honey for symptoms of the common cold. They seem to think its much cheaper than using medications. Lets see:
1/4 cup vinegar and 1/4 cup honey drink. 8x daily.
1/2 cup cup vinegar added to a vaporizer
teaspoon vinegar, tablespoon honey added to glass of water for a [...]
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