Thats right, today is MY day. C’mon over and gobble some cock! If some bitches and they’re weakling apologist male friends can declare a Cervical Cancer Awareness Month, then I’m also making you aware of my pole in need of being smoked. Who gives a shit about cervical cancer? Oh I know… people WITH it. [...]
I have never had sex with a woman that looks like a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader or any given huge-tittied BayWatch looking girl, don’t think I’d like to either. I’m not syaying I’d kick em’ out of bed, but if I found $1,000 in the street, I wouldn’t spend it on a whore looking like that. [...]
I get this email from CNet, its a forwarding from someone signing up for a camera sweepstakes. This stupid guy signed myself and others up, thinking it would get him more entries. I dont know this tree monkey, nor do I care to.
To: Warren Alulod <gymkid1983@yahoo.com.ph>
Sent: Friday, August 14, 2009 10:15 PM
Subject: Re: Win a [...]
I had a local recently tell me that a certain girl was the “muse” for a Boracay basketball team. Huh? She kept talking: “you know muse? Angel, she’s their angel”. I started to explain that a muse was a source of creative inspiration, not an angel or spirit, but she cut me off to insist [...]
Is diving a sport?
Although diving is considered a sport, perhaps we should not think of it any more sporting than beach swimming. It’s a non-competitive hobby that doesn’t even require general good health. Of course, give a person enough boredom and they can turn anything into a competitive sport… like fishing.
Competitive sports are an objective, [...]
There’s about 500 posts under review, they’re not bad but I just need to make sure.The Bureau of Immigration (BI) laws states in vague terms that I can be ‘detained’ for defaming anything Filipino. These same laws state that I do not have to be charged with a crime for some time….. and until I’m [...]
I didn’t even wake up until 2pm; this bed is really comfortable. Thought about ordering room service but put it off. Finally about 11pm, I bought a 24 hr internet card and some booze. Two hours later, the internet wasn’t working after the tech gave himself carpal tunnel at my laptop – meaning: I got [...]
Its times like this when I start thinking about leaving Boracay, it isn’t very clean. Manila has hot water, electricity, and a lack of people burning trash and fish and chemicals outside your window. The lack of shootings. Service staff that can get an order right. Fully cooked food. Everyday, I see something that [...]
My day was decent until dumbass, stupid, arrrrrrggggg!!!………… wifey came by.
I had a lot of drinks and was feeling really good for the night. I mean really good. As in just fu**ing dandy.
Got a burger and some shepherds pie with a salad to-go from Tony’s and man, that was a huge load of food. F**k [...]
Wifey is a title.
It’s the title of a barely-cognizant mobile sack of biomass. A repository of carbon compounds being deprived of the opertunity to express usefulness in forms such as diamonds, trees, oil, or spermicidal lube.
This is Wifey.
She told me her age was 19, I believed it. I was drunk… it wasn’t until a few [...]
I was trying to change the site so none of the posts were on the main page, just the titles only in a small column. just to tidy up the page without changing the theme. I almost had the idea down but got drunk and forgot what i was doing. I also forgot to pay [...]
Our favorite topic about Boracay is back! The semi-regulated prostitution business. The government says it doesn’t want it here it and has placed the police on heightened vigilance…. I guess someone forgot to tell Manila that the police already regulate it and have been planting a boot in the ass of girls with expired pink-cards [...]
I’m sick and tired of this crap, just too damn much all at once.
It came time to goto Manila for a wedding, cool! 2 days to fly, jesus christ I feel like crap. cant get any airlines on the phones. stay inside. The next day blows:
I rehydrate all night, wake to find my skin itchy [...]
Basically, no-one even said it was an act of aggression or threat or even mean spirited. The girl even admits she was never pushed around of otherwise injured. But……… on a technicality, ANY sex is considered rape if one of the people is intoxicated.
Article 266-A. Rape: When And How Committed. – Rape is committed:
1) By [...]
couldn’t find boric acid/borax
“what are you going to do with it?” – excuse me but what the fuck does that matter? either you have it or not.
“what is it for/do?” – killing ants/first aid – “here” (hands me another insecticide/eye wash) – I’m sorry, did I fucking ask for eyewash or Baygon? no. I fucking [...]
Think about it, there was almost no chance in hell that any white male was going to beat either a woman or a black guy. They knew the failure was coming, and planned accordingly – in a pretty devious way.
They put a very powerful Republican on the international screen. In everyone’s living room, on every [...]
Screw this day, I’ve had enough of my 4 waking hours. Back to the aircon and bed.
Something happened keeping me awake all night, with a bottle of Tanduay. Even had a vodka redbull around 9:00 am but finally crashed. Man, I woke around 8:30 pm feeling nauseous and sweating like mad. Daymn, the room reeks! [...]
This eurotrash bitch came up to me in Jammers and asked me to move so her group could sit at a nice large table in the middle. I refused so she asked the girl at the counter… who, to her safety, looked at me and walked to the back. I told this arrogant cunt just [...]
And for this weeks rounds of stupid text messages that cause aneurysms…
im freezing her so cold,i need to boiled water to make shower…
Whatever, who cares. Wifey starts talking about food and I mention that I’m eating fajitas. She’s so f*ing stupid, she thinks fajita is an evil religious-cult food.
I dnt eat food,dat people give in [...]
Call me again..i am here in p0lice stati0n n0w..c0z i d0nt have pinkcard.
I’ll give u a week to sober up
Trip canceled i owe you your deposit back
No i’m at red pi. Come down and tell us a story
Why u l0oks like n0t in the m0od?
No names, if you know one of them, you likely also know the other. Both are cool cats in my book.
think about it:
there’s 2 guys, strangers with each other.
both are American
both find themselves at a point of not being gainfully employed
both decide to trip thru SE Asia during this point and look for something new
both [...]
Supposedly there was another typhoon through here but it never so much as raised the winds.
Only a few more weeks and I’m outta this house. Damn thing’s falling apart and the landlord stops speaking English every time I tried mentioning it. So screw him, I quit telling him and will just quietly move out a [...]
For a long time now, I have avoided all conversations about politics. No two people think the same way and generally consider themselves to be right, so when confronted with a person that thinks differently (and also thinks they’re right) you end up with a long conversation that’s 1. not entertaining, 2. not enjoyable, 3. [...]
Here’s a sample of the phone texts I’ve received in the past week or two… none of them relate to each other and come from different people:
Meaningless sexual encounters BEEN THERE DONE THAT. i think thats partly d reason y ive felt so empty. What do u say we elope? lets [...]
The neighbors are smoking again.
Not tobacco or weed, this time its wet brush. They pile this stuff up once a week and let it smoulder so the smoke gets in the trees for mosquitos. I guess someone forgot to tell them there arent any permathrin plants growing here so palm-smoke aint gonna cut it. But [...]
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